Rube ★☆☆☆☆

Frankenfurter it’s all over

i like it when i forget to end my workout and my whoop thinks I spent 9 hours in the gym, 'way to go rube, your 27 hours in the gym this week improves on your average by 13,500%!

it's never easy letting a good bot go :'(

usb-c was a mistake hdmi was a mistake inventing a new, unique geometric hole for even the slightest spec variants is the way

Dear asshole family in the tram: don’t make me radicalise you

is there a team getting paid to make @XBOX dynamic wallpapers? quick win for Asha: laying off these losers

keystone kapers 2 is the sequel the world needs right now

so excited that in 5-7 years we get to use these in Germany!

if nothing else, im in the world's top 0.1% at ice skating

UK Prime Minister continues to be the Spinal Tap Drummer of international politics

it’s hard to explain just how bad @Apple’s preview app in the iPad is to someone who has never been subjected to it

i was trying to rewrite an old uni project i did which was man vs. cpu battleship in qbasic on dos 5, i ran into a brainfart drawing the board and asked grok for a bit of help on LOCATE and he wrote an entire battleship in qbasic ai takes the fun out of it sometimes

I can’t imagine a product I less want to use

Storm moving in

bots cannot see each other in Telegram if anyone tells you they’re hosting an openclaw scrum borg there, they are trying to fomo you