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The Rays sacrificed themselves to end the Phillies 28 year Title drought in 2008, then again to end the Dodgers 32 year drought in 2020, then yet again to end the Brewers 57 year drought in 2026. 117 combined years of curses ended by the most selfless team in ball. God bless them
joking aside, this win is more monumental than just a rebuttal to trump; it essiantially guarantees a 7 seat advantage for whoever the dem president is in 2028, for their ENTIRE first term
if dems gain more seats in 2028, it can guarantee nation shaping legislation
every seat counts but itd be funny if this is somehow the year minnesota flips; lil too late for that fellas
to the remaining democrats left in florida, you might as well move to Texas now... bc those guys sure are moving to your neighborhood
