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idk man whatever you gotta do to make money do it, in the end no one really gives a fuck but try not to hurt others on your way up.
Fuck, bros.
Never banging a gay dude again 😭. Yesterday at the sauna, I ran into this dark-skinned beefy guy who said he'd scrub my back for me. As he's scrubbing away, he suddenly presses up against me from behind, his dick rock-hard and jabbing right into my ass crack. I didn't push him off at the time, so he just pins me straight against the tiled wall, spreads my hole open with his hands first—fingers digging in deep and rough, the wet squelching sounds so goddamn sloppy.
At first I was still playing tough: "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" But he just chuckles low, hoists one of my legs up over his shoulder, and when he slams the whole thing in, my back's flush against the cold tiles, my ass cheeks numb from being stretched so wide. Then he starts pounding hard, every thrust hitting bottom, my dick flopping around with the impacts, precum dripping down from where we're joined, pooling wet on the floor. I couldn't take it quick—grabbed his shoulders begging him to slow down—but he doesn't stop, instead lifts my other leg too, hoisting me right off the ground in his arms. His hips go even harder, my whole body bouncing up with each slam, my hole clenching and unclenching around his cock over and over, white foam mixing with the slick strings getting pulled out.
Later he suddenly goes in deep with this off-angle thrust, his head ramming brutal into some spot inside my guts—I blacked out from the pain right then, felt like I was being ripped open inside—but he's still shoving deeper, not stopping at all. My pleas for him to quit came out hoarse, but he just breathes heavy and crushes me tighter. Went to the hospital after and they said it's a bruised intestinal wall with some localized bleeding—can't go anal for the short term, and now I'm limping around like a cripple just to walk.
niggas set 3% slippage and start complaining when their buy/sell orders execute late lol
what a joke
mike retweeted
More transparency on Callout Rewards:
The Stats page now shows how many NEW callouts were made vs how many UPDATES to callouts were made
Now, people who update their trade idea aren't mislabeled as spammers, and those who spam callouts are visible to everyone.
.@a1lon9 @Pumpfun
Remove stock pairings, Remove charities (maybe keep but with different way, idk good for money to go to charity) and we have way bigger runners which actually attract retail.
Every new user joining this platform gonna just lose money, 10 different coins to buy on same narrative, volume split up and they all die. Only devs, vampers and new pairs god make money here.
Buying low and holding not a option anymore, you will just get vamped
No chance for the new people. Who you gonna onboard if they all lose and leave?
the penguin doesn’t have a name yet you retards
you just pvping each other to oblivion, disgusting 🤢
mike retweeted
NEW: Traders from 150+ countries traded on the Pumpfun app in October
We’re onboarding the world.
must read
Recently I said we were committed to growing the Pumpfun app to tens of millions of users in the fastest way possible. There are two ways we’re making this happen.
First, put everything worth trading in one app, and ensure every new market is the best experience it can be. Last week, we shipped 6 new chains in 6 days, as well as perps, powered by Hyperliquid.
Before that, we shipped the fastest crosschain bridge with the lowest fees to empower users to trade nearly anywhere in crypto without friction.
Second, make the Pumpfun app the most rewarding app on Earth.
Recently I said we were committed to growing the Pumpfun app to tens of millions of users in the fastest way possible. There are two ways we’re making this happen.
First, put everything worth trading in one app, and ensure every new market is the best experience it can be. Last week, we shipped 6 new chains in 6 days, as well as perps, powered by Hyperliquid.
Before that, we shipped the fastest crosschain bridge with the lowest fees to empower users to trade nearly anywhere in crypto without friction.
Second, make the Pumpfun app the most rewarding app on Earth.
The limited-time 4x referral boost on Pumpfun has ended. We’re proud to announce that we’re continuing to give away 100% of our platform’s revenue.
Referrers will now earn 1.5x rewards, meaning 37.5% of the fees their referrals pay is awarded to them. The other 62.5% of revenue will go towards the Callout Rewards pot and in-app incentives.
With $30,000,000 in reward payouts and counting, our goal is to become the most rewarding app on Earth.
mike retweeted
FIRST LOOK at the leaked Rockstar Games x Travis Scott x Nike Air Force 1 in Black/Fire Pink for GTA 6.
The collaboration is also expected to include a clothing collection:
- Hoodies
- T-shirts
- Long-sleeve shirts
- Baby tees
- Hats
The sneakers are expected to release November 19 for $130.
(via: @KicksFinder)
mike retweeted
The FBI is releasing information advising the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) was responsible for the theft of more than $6 billion USD in virtual assets from cryptocurrency exchange, Binance, on or about October 29, 2026. The FBI refers to this specific North Korean malicious cyber activity as "TraderTraitor."
The FBI, together with partners at the USSS and IRS-CI, has observed TraderTraitor actors converting stolen assets primarily into Ethereum (ETH). It is expected these assets will then be further laundered by converting them using DeFi and instant swap services as they prepare them for further laundering stages.
How You Can Help:
FBI, USSS, and IRS-CI are urging private sector entities including THORNode operators, RPC node operators, instant exchanges, DeFi services, blockchain analytics firms, and other virtual asset service providers to block transactions with or derived from addresses TraderTraitor actors are using to launder these stolen assets.
A list of addresses associated with this activity is available here: fbi.gov/investigate/cyber/al…
what's your scariest ghost story and I'm not talking about lights flickering I wanna feel shivers down my spine.
mike retweeted
"I'm sorry Anakin. The Tusken Raiders that killed your mother aren't fit to stand trial. Their midichlorian counts are too low."
mike retweeted
The @Pumpfun App routed over $50M in perps volume to Hyperliquid yesterday through builder codes, a new daily all-time high.

























