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Stairs in either direction is a nightmare

Joined February 2011
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I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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If anyone is secretly rich and wants to buy us sushi tonight, that would not hurt the situation over here
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Sitting on the ground wherever Bear stumbles around to
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Accepting prayers for Bear's big day at the vet... mamas first anesthesia and tooth extraction 😞❤️
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Way worse than expected 😭 she needs 11 teeth out
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Mel just called her Gummy Bear
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Retail therapy.... coping.....
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This lady talking about her husband's birthday "We hosted his friends and all their plus ones" and I can't imagine not just being like "our friends" but I wish you joy and happiness
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I do think it's important to foster your own individual relationships with people but I really like sharing friends with my partner. Idk
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Almost dropped a potted plant on my head 👍
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I love Amelia our neighborhood cat but she is a fool for thinking she can come inside the apartment. Our roommate wants to kill you girl
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Wait Friday the 13th that feels like good luck from Amelia :) auspicious as f
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Breakfast sandwich with egg, chives, morningstar sausage, hashbrown, pepperjack, and tomato jam 🌈☀️
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I rarely go to trader joes but when I do I simply have to get these. They didn't have them on this recent trip so I got a variant that is not superior but is doing the job juuuuust fine
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I am on standby for jury duty for the first time. Adultinggggggg
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Let's lock in with mama
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Lauren Ipsum retweeted
i don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it
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Leftover frozen chicken pot shep pie with lemon parm broccolini ❤️
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Dec 1 will be awesome... engagement shoot full gallery..... advent calendars.... Christmas spirit surging through me....
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Controversial but gluten free oreos might be better than regular oreos
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Nostalgic for choking on a Nature Valley bar
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