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Dallas, TX
Joined May 2011
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Them: cute dog, what's his name? Me: Rick James Them: oh, you must really like his music Me: not exactly
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Canelo ripping curse words in English for over a minute straight is incredible 🤣
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me after logging into work and finding out the global IT outage hasn’t effected my company
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my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now
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Texas Forever. #WorldSeries (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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When you can’t find another way to cheat… hit the batters? Lol
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My niece starts pre k next week and she just asked the most important question. Do they allow naps? 😂
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Having a day off means sending my friends more memes and TikTok’s than usual.
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Are bonita fish big?
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Giannis got asked if he thinks this season was a failure…..
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I should’ve called in today.
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That lil boy was crying like he just won the Super Bowl🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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I wonder if the elote lady at pepes is out right now.
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“And that’s how I met your mother”
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HMU IF YOU STEALING FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!! I DONT MIND SUPPORTING YOUR BUSINESS 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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Cowboys letting them get tired
you’re either gonna make it happen or you’re gonna watch it happen — those are the only two options — pick one
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