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Happy birthday @katyperry!
Thanks for teaching me that being lazy is truly terrifying. You only drop an album once every 4 years, and your career just keeps declining every time. Why? Because you’re LAZY!
Thanks for teaching me that once you feel like you’re above it all (after the Teenage Dream era), you stop working hard to get better.
Thanks for teaching me to actually listen to the people who love you (your fans) who begged you over and over to leave the label that refuses to support you, constantly uses you, plays you, and lies to you about promotion.
Thanks for teaching me not to trust people or be too nice, because I’ve seen with my own eyes how the ones you call friends stab you in the back.
Thanks for teaching me to be careful who I date, because you somehow ended up with Justin Trudeau.
Thanks for teaching me that acting like a goofy-ass stupid funny bitch makes people look down on you and gives them the green light to disrespect you.
Thanks for everything, mom. Can’t wait to see the stupidity and attitude you’re gonna pull next ❤️🙏




















