
Dr. @RabiuAI, 🩺 | Apparently, I’m just ✌🏽a little ✌🏽 funny.
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Americans voted for a Muslim senator, but somehow Nigerian Christians are the ones mad about it. 😭
What pisses me off about this rubbish tweet is that Mamdani has literally been in office for around a year, YOU can literally see his capacity in the work he’s been doing. There’s already never been a Mayor like him. Mtsew.
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You people want Muslims to vote for Peter Obi but you’re fuming that two Muslims were elected out of the literal hundreds of people who were voted into positions of power. Practically saying that Muslims have every right to reject Obi for not sharing their faith. Dumb ass. 😭
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If I ever specialise in Urology it will be solely so I can write “Elite Ball knowledge” in my bio and CV.
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.
Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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Yes, $200 per citizen.
But how can a poor nation:
1. Buy and maintain a presidential air fleet of planes and helicopters costing billions—N20b in 2025?
2. Build an N21b home for a VP that is now abandoned?
3. Import SUVs for all lawmakers, costing N40b?
If the nation is poor and everyone will get less than $200, why are unelected aides flying private jets from Abuja to Kaduna?
Why is the poverty story only applicable when it's time to share oil wealth with all Nigerians? Why don't we hear “the nation is poor” when senators are sent tokens?
Again, I remind everyone that these figures below were published by the FGN following the removal of the fuel subsidy and external borrowings:
Total resources: N20 trillion
Total education spend: <N300b
Selah
If you shared everything Nigeria’s federal government expects to collect in 2026 equally among Nigerians, each person would get $114.35 for the year. That is $9.53 a month, about N13,000.
And that assumes nothing else happens. No roads, no schools, no hospitals, no army, no salaries. Just the entire federal revenue divided by the number of Nigerians.
The first delusion to cure yourself of is that Nigeria is a rich country. You cannot heal a disease you refuse to acknowledge.
As a Nigerian, you should be angry that our election conversations almost never touch this, the mother of every other problem we have.
How do we expand our productivity?
That is the question. Everything else sits inside it.
Today is Sunday. When they say “Owó ni kẹ̀kẹ́ ìhìnrere,” what do you think it means?
It does not apply to the gospel alone. Whatever you want to carry, money is what carries it. It is why one of the first things the United States did in its war on terror was go after the money.
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