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'Loving' 7-Year-Old Tennessee Girl Dies After Playing with Popped Birthday Balloons: A Tennessee mother is warning others about the dangers of balloons after her 7-year-old daughter died earlier this month, according to CBS station WVLT and the mom's social media post. @people

A bill that became known as the 'Skittle ban' is now California law: California became the first state in the nation to ban the use of four food additives commonly found in thousands of products across the United States, including cereals, sodas and candies. - Gavin is running

Graham: US should threaten Iranian oil infrastructure: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Monday suggested the U.S. should threaten Iranian oil infrastructure if the conflict between Israel and Palestinian militant group Hamas continues to escalate. - Yes Miss Lindsey

Tiger Woods shares incredible moment with 11-year-old who hit a hole-in-one: The second day of the three-day tournament got off to an incredible start as Bautista hit not one, but, according to TaylorMade's official channel, two hole-in-ones. @USATODAY

Dead skydiver found on front lawn of Florida home: "Worst I've seen": Detectives are investigating after a skydiver was found dead in the front yard of a residence near an airpark in Florida, authorities said Saturday. @CBSNews - Oh I have questions...

Grandmother taken hostage by Hamas is Holocaust survivor: A wheelchair-bound Holocaust survivor was among the hostages dragged across the border into Gaza by Hamas terrorists, US secretary of state Antony Blinken said. - Peace be with you Gaza and Israel

George Conway on Trump rhetoric: ‘He’s getting worse’: George Conway, a prominent conservative critic of former president Donald Trump, said Trump’s rhetoric is “getting worse” Friday. But you have to remember George and Kellyanne are a power couple. (Are they still married?)

Curveballs keep coming in already-unprecedented Speaker’s race: Already in uncharted territory, House Republicans are navigating even more surprise waves as they race to select a replacement for former Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) next week. - The MAGA GOP is fuqed

Kids as Young as Kindergarteners Will Be Allowed to Use Cannabis at School if Michigan Passes New Law: Michigan K-12 students may soon be permitted to use medical weed and CBD-infused products at school under a new bill presented last week. @people -Little Billy wants his THC

Ex-Trump Org. executive testifies that Eric Trump led him to inflate values of some properties: The former controller of the Trump Organization says that Eric Trump directed him to make certain decisions that led to the inflated valuations of several Trump properties. @CNN

'We are at war,' Israel's Netanyahu says as Hamas launches surprise multi-front attack: Gunmen from the Palestinian militant group Hamas infiltrated southern Israel from the Gaza Strip on Saturday in a surprise major attack. @USATODAY -Wait a second. Hamas attacked Israel? Hmm.

Airbnb ‘Tenant from Hell’ Has Been Living Rent-Free in Luxury Home for 540 Days and Refuses to Leave: Report An Airbnb guest has reportedly been living rent-free in the guest house of a luxury home in Los Angeles for more than a year and a half. @people - If I tried it = Jail

Donna Kelce reveals what the NFL told her about son Travis’ rumored romance with Taylor Swift: It's no secret that the NFL is leaning in when it comes to the obsession regarding Taylor Swift and her recent ties to the league through her rumored beau, Chiefs player Travis Kelce.

Jailed Iranian activist Narges Mohammadi wins Nobel Peace Prize for fight against oppression of women: Despite being behind bars, Mohammadi has rallied immense support for the women-led protests against the government that rocked Iran last year. -The winner gets $1 million

Trump seeks to dismiss election interference charges, saying he had presidential immunity: Donald Trump has asked a federal court to dismiss charges against him of election interference, arguing his role entitled him to "absolute immunity". -No way Trumpyhead

Biden's dog removed from White House after several documented attacks: President Biden's German shepherd is no longer at the White House in the wake of multiple documented reports of aggressive behavior against Secret Service staff members. - Poor Commander. It wasn't your fault

What is that growth on top of Gym Jordan's head?

It's time to think about Girl Scout Cookies What is your favorite Girl Scout Cookie? (You should know one of those pictured below has been discontinued for this year)

⚠️⚠️FEMA will test cellphone emergency alert system Wednesday⚠️⚠️ Americans' cellphones will get an alert from the Federal Emergency Management Agency on Wednesday. But don't worry, there is no need to panic -- it is only a test. -THIS IS ONLY A TEST Don't say I didn't tell ya