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Joined February 2017
The Colts’ first call for GM is reportedly Peyton Manning. Chris Ballard’s 10 years: 72-82-1. 2 playoff trips. 0 AFC South titles. They lost to the winless Titans and immediately called the guy who won them a Super Bowl. Omaha.
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I’m on a @Delta flight right now. Live TV, free WiFi, free headphones, good snacks. I fly @AmericanAir the plane is 50 years old and I get a stale cookie.
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AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents
Netflix are once again raising their prices in the U.S. • The ad-supported tier will cost $7.99/month, an increase of $1/month • The Premium tier will cost $24.99/month, an increase of $2/month
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Mike tomlin reaction to Antonio Brown wanting to play for free has me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pat McAfee riling up the LSU fans has been living in my head rent free šŸ˜‚ So good
Pat McAfee wilding on College GameDay lmaoo He just got LSU fans to scream ā€œSuck That Tiger D*ck, B*tchā€ on live TV šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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Ryan Bananas retweeted
You are the media now
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Ryan Bananas retweeted
Dark MAGA Assemble!
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Trump serving fries at the McDonald’s drive-through is more than just a fun, relatable moment—it underscores the massive difference between a leader who truly connects with everyday Americans and one who has repeatedly lied to them. Kamala Harris has been caught lying about her supposed time working at McDonald’s, a claim she has used to seem more relatable. But it’s just another example of her pattern of dishonesty. If she can’t tell the truth about something as basic as her job history, how can she be trusted to lead on the bigger issues that matter? While Harris continues to fabricate stories and push harmful policies, Trump is out there engaging with the public in real, meaningful ways. He’s not just talking the talk—he’s showing that he stands with working Americans. Contrast that with Harris and Biden, whose policies are driving businesses into the ground and hurting the very people they claim to support. Kamala’s lies about her past, coupled with her destructive policies, reveal just how disconnected she is from the American people. Meanwhile, Trump’s actions show he’s focused on creating jobs and protecting businesses. The difference couldn’t be clearer.
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WATCH: Donald Trump is working the drive thru at ⁦@McDonalds⁩ today. Kamala Harris ⁦@KamalaHarris⁩ lied about working at McDonalds.
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Ryan Bananas retweeted
Lmao unreal gaslighting from Conor tonight
Conor McGregor says he’s out of the loop with the UFC and wants to be giving an exception to have a boxing fight. ā€œI need to be busyā€
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Replying to @BleacherReport
Mahomes watching raiola
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WE’VE GOT A CANNON šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ #CollegeGameDay
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Notre Dame vs. Texas A&M, under the lights, with College Gameday in town. We are so back! #goirish #NotreDame #CFB
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Aspinall living in Jones head as much as vice versa. They just need to fight. Nobody wants this Stipe fight; we know the outcome. The reality is aspinall should be fighting for a #ufc title. He’s the most elite and active dude in that division. Jones didn’t defend that title in 544 days - longest in ufc history. To put that into perspective, they stripped McGregor after 511 days. Not discounting what Jones has done in his career but Dana never extended a 544 grace period for anyone.
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Bengals sat there playing games now Cee Dee got his deal done from Dallas. The price on chase just went up and the situation goes from bad to worse. Bengals gonna have to take a second mortgage out if they want chase to play this season.
ESPN Sources: Cowboys and All-Pro WR CeeDee Lamb reached agreement today on a record four-year, $136 million deal that now makes him the second highest-paid non-QB in NFL history. The deal includes a $38 million signing bonus, the largest ever given to a wide receiver. Tory Dandy of CAA negotiated the deal with the Cowboys.
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Ryan Bananas retweeted
Imagine not being from the US and watching this as part of our presidential election process
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Our draft room is wearing Hawaiian shirts to honor Dan Radcliff, one of our area scouts, who is battling cancer. Thinking of you and the entire Radcliff family, Dan. šŸ’›
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Ryan Bananas retweeted
Here is what just happened live on TV. Clearly appears to be shots fired at Trump at the Pennsylvania rally.
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