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Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile

@ryan_normile

26. Illustrator. Vegan. Cat dad. Brewer & Lead Designer for River Styx Brewing. He/Him. Cohost of @storiesunrolld ⚔️

Joined February 2021
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America needs… 1. Gun reform 2. More funding for social and mental health programs 3. A fucking clue
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“The plan? Buy an entire social media site so people stop cyber bullying you”
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Cowboy hats are the new eye patches in the caricature of a modern day villain.
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@business25 Apr 2022
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JUST IN: Twitter is working to hammer out terms of a transaction and could reach an agreement with Elon Musk as soon as today if negotiations go smoothly, according to a person with knowledge of the matter Latest: bit.ly/3rOHYEA
Elon Musk wearing a cowboy hat and giving a speech onstage in 2022

ALT Elon Musk wearing a cowboy hat and giving a speech onstage in 2022

Unironically, Taco Bell slaps.
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nice guys finish Pabst
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i realized that
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The other day I looked at a house for 220k that literally didn’t have a foundation, was a modular home on cinderblocks and a floor I could’ve fallen through. In no reality would a building inspector let someone live there. $220,000 US dollars.
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Remember when I thought Eren being a titan was going to be the craziest part of AOT?
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Sleep? Sleep.
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this sequence with jar jar binks' dad is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read
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Heckin collab day yesterday.
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Billionaires are the parasites that will bleed the innocent population who can’t afford the basic needs of living.
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@CNBC14 Apr 2022
Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 a share, saying it needs to be 'transformed as private company' cnb.cx/37NYq0E
Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $43 billion, so it can be 'transformed as private company'

Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $43 billion, so it can be 'transformed as private company'

Elon Musk offered to buy Twitter for $54.20 a share, saying the social media company needs to be transformed privately.

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My Mom finally got the courage to bring my Dad's urn into the living room and place it on the mantle. It was bittersweet and caught everyone a little off guard, including my Dad who was just sitting there watching Storage Wars.
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Disgusting shit like this is why the conversation of sexism and anti-feminism is so important among the beer community. In what DIMENSION is this acceptable?
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Yes please thank you
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@getFANDOM12 Apr 2022
The Duffer Bros. confirm the big bad of #StrangerThings4 is none other than D&D’s frightful Arch-Lich Vecna (via @IGN | bit.ly/3Ju7vcg)
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Who convinced me and my elderly father to take bourbon shots at 11:30 last night
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