@ryanalph

I discover myself when I fall short

 NJ/NYC
Joined November 2009
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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mfs look at 200gb and say it’s unoptimized trying to sound smart
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How Pat McAfee felt after seeing this University of Utah post
College Sports Only
@CSOonXOct 26
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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I think I know someone in the 15%
Sam Stein
@samstein18h
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…

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Love my timeline
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Yall the same ppl that wanted Lil Wayne to perform instead of Kendrick 😂
Shaun Morash@ShaunMorashOct 27
Jay Z would’ve been a sick halftime show 20 years ago We’re good now
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kkklark???
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BucciOT.Com
@BuccigrossOct 24
Analytics are subjective and this imperfect. It's the same as "old school" scouting. One person's expected goals is not the same as someone else's. The science is in the flesh and blood details. The science is an also art. It's imperfect but it can help you get close to math. I love math--it's spiritual. But, we will never reach math--because math is perfect. Plus/minus IS perfect but it's not art. Same as shots on goal. Noah Kahan's song "Downfall" is perfect art---according to my analytics.
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*looking at a big bag of nickels* that is the most money I’ve ever seen in my life
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Peter Baugh@Peter_BaughOct 23
Should this go through, Sunny Mehta will have swung trades for Connor Hellebuyck, Luke Evangelista, Evan Rodrigues and Declan Chisholm (among others) since taking over as Devils GM in April. Bold start to his tenure.
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jaÿ-z has no tiktok sounds, no recognizable swag, and two albums with r kelly. it’s no surprise the youth don’t rate him he’s basically unlarpable. i haven’t seen him on pinterest one time
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Sunny Mehta knows puck
Travis Yost@travisyostOct 22
Barrett Hayton is going to become a fascinating watch here. Utah matched his summer offer sheet, so he's on a one-year deal/can't be traded. Extend, or UFA only. 7 points in 10 games, 74% xGoal (!), Utah up 7-3 in his minutes. Playing mostly with Lee and Yamamoto.
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Y’all so damn boring…it’s called being a performer
blink ho@roses_are_brunoOct 19
she does not have a song in her catalog that needs allat ns 😭
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this entire Jalen situation is much bigger than just a QB dealing with an injury, it’s about the utter neglect and mistreatment of black people when it comes to medical care.
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I couldnt win faceoffs
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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there’s a large portion of the left that is just composed of giant adult babies who crave nothing more than a chance to throw a big pouty tantrum
Francesca Fiorentini@franifioOct 17
I do wish No Kings was a bit more French
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Francesca Fiorentini@franifioOct 17
I do wish No Kings was a bit more French
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Devils hockey is so back
JFresh
@JFreshHockeyOct 18
Team Goal Differential Above Expected hockeystats.com/dashboards/s…
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Mr White
@MrWhite1079Mar 9
Replying to @JamesNicholsNHL @njdhockeynow
I’ll say it and it might blow up in my face but I’d rather have Simon Nemec at 9M$ than Luke Hughes. Simon is better at just about everything than Luke other than skating.
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