Ryan Bangma

We didn't get the hoverboards we wanted, we got the hoverboards we deserved.

This may be the most tone deaf offer ever @TELUS! Free roaming during a quarantine!? #telussuck #fucktelus

Hey @montelljordan are we really supposed to believe that ALL the gang bangers forgot about the drive by? I call hogwash

Insider tip! AC Slater's full name is Air Conditioner Slater @MarioLopezExtra

A master piano player is someone who just got really good at pushing buttons

Anyone else buy brown mushrooms cause they think they’re whole wheat?

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and most of the ones you do @WayneGretzky #InspirationalQuotes

If I had a million dollars I’d form an all baby @The_Cranberries cover band called The Crantinis

Diet gingerale? I thought gingerale was the diet version of pop.

The feeling of superiority you get when you're the 1st foot passenger off the ferry does exist and it feels delightfully lonely @BCFerries

I'm ready for The Rock to come out and hit someone with a chair. #pnpcbc @PnPCBC #DebateNightInAmerica

Hey @FugglesWarlock Pokemon Gose? Seems up your alley.

I'm not single by choice, I was born that way.

If I have to shit at a bar I usually I just lie and say I'm doing cocaine

Sawdust, the lumbersexual's glitter.

Danger.... Danger is my maiden name.

Football is one letter away from being an amazing sport. #NiceTickle #FishingToo @NFL @Take_Me_Fishing

@TomMulcairPLQ has been a Lego man this whole time?? Who knew.... #Elxn42 @CBCNews

"Ground 'n Pound" is how I order a bag of coffee #UFCNOLA

Seance Sales Decline as the Facebook Walls of the Deceased Become the Preferred Method of Communication with the Dead. #headlineoftheday