Swamp Zombie

Call this website Ex the way people keep returning to it

DJs are so funny cuz they're just queuing up their Spotify playlist but they're always up there with their headphones on turning random knobs pretending like they're doing something and I can relate to that

Hello

Hello

Hello

Yeah

Sports seem so scripted sometimes

Why does every scoring chance have to go to Pius Suter

Gotta give credit where it's due

Went to the Jameson Distilery. Got free drink tickets from people who didn't want to drink (????)

Call me a brain, because I'm not just thinking, I'm orchestrating the symphony of intellect, conducting the train of thought, and engineering the grand architecture of ideas!

Behold my journey into the ❤️ of Cypriot culture! Amidst olive groves and bouzouki tunes, I've soaked up traditions from Kataklysmos to Easter. But amidst Cyprus' charm, I've felt a divine transformation; I've become Dionysius incarnate! Cheers to the island of mirth and magic!

Why even carry a purse around if you're not gonna put snacks in it

I'm trying to reconnect the thread of your broken thoughts, Sharon

Everybody needs to leave at some point

How did people drive before cars

Meh

reuters.com/technology/unity… Here we go ...

Everything makes more sense after 2 beers. And then less sense after 4. This is the duality of our universe.