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off the clock, off the zamboni, bottom right.

an octopus’s garden
Joined June 2009
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If I had a goalie who had a .910 SV% and the team was 5-1 with him in net I'd probably just keep starting the guy who sucks all the time
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TRUMP: “If I lose the midterms, Montreal will pay a major price”
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Team USA realizing they accidentally added Kucherov to the group chat
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"Connor Leon please we have no depth we need you on seperate line-"
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Easton Cowan before faceoff in Calgary: ''I love being a Leaf. Love playing for Toronto. Love the fan base, love this team. Just another opportunity here tonight to play the game I love.'' #Leafs
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Nothing about this is a "hit". It's a sucker punch
Radko Gudas caught Teravainen with this hit up high 😳 There was no call on the play
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refs to Edmonton tonight
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I’m not a scientist but to me this looks like a DNA change
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Special 💙
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As I Return.
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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Gavin McKenna named the first star of the game.
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Imagine you're drinking a beer. It's cold. It's refreshing. It's your favorite brand. It's exactly what you need after a long day. Now, imagine drinking that same beer—again
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Unrelated: Maxx Crosby does not have an injury designation Sunday for the Raiders
Ravens ruled out Trey Hendrickson, who underwent a procedure on his finger.
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Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now
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Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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LEGENDARY: The 1976 Oakland #Raiders were one of the most dominant and feared teams in #NFL history. “The Raiders are dirty? Yeah, yeah —we’re dirty. What are you going to do about it?” 13-1 record. Won Super Bowl XI. John Madden’s squad was RUTHLESS 🐐
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You like that??
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Dear Canada, I felt compelled to make something. To stick up for, and to honour. To show our strength, beauty, genius, empathy, light & heart. It's made with deep gratitude for the people and places of this beautiful land. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦❤️✌️💪 vimeo.com/1056619122/f6ec47d…
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