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Blexan from DFW, and a nerd of many interests (anime, DnD, MtG, horror movies, etc.)

Joined February 2026
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Al final el DCU fue el actor de jarhanpur dándole las gracias a Gunn por darle un papel que no sea de terrorista Es la imagen de la niña emocionada por supergirl Es el auge en la adopción de perritos post Superman 2025 por krypto El DCU siempre será la gente a la que le llegó
No fue perfecto pero por una vez se sintió como si a alguien de verdad le importase DC Nos vemos,
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To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs
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we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY
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My sibling sent me this and I can't stop laughing I love tis
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Controversial opinion, but I think the 2nd Amendment should also apply to swords (and other weaponry). If you're okay with guys shopping at Walmart with rifles, you should also be okay with guys doing the same with swords.
🚨 DEARBORN, MICHIGAN 🇺🇸 A man openly waves a massive sword in public. If this is what American democracy looks like, I’d feel completely scammed. What on earth is going on in Dearborn?
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in alabama, a trans woman can sit on the state legislature… in burnham’s britain, she can’t even sit on somebody’s face
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James Talarico, a Democrat, is quoting Scripture in his victory speech, and the crowd is cheering. Democrats don’t hate religion. We hate watching people weaponize it. Faith isn't the problem. Using God as a weapon against your neighbors is.
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GO TO YOUR NEAREST DATA CENTER, GRAB ALL THE RAM YOU CAN, THEIR RAM IS YOUR RAM
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To quote George Washington: “I’m blue da bu dee da bu dai”
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The people of Texas have decided: God is non-binary
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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the moral of the story is that eating pussy in Gotham will fuck you up
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"money cant buy happiness" give😭it😭to😭me😭then😭bitch😭youre😭clearly😭not😭doing😭it😭right😭
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I hope Clayface encourages DC to flex its muscles from time to time. Give me a Green Arrow and Black Canary rom com or a Wonder Woman epic fantasy. Tackle a bunch of different genres
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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