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Scott Allender

@s__allender

Relatively new IT manager, baseball/football lover, avid reader, sometimes runner, and full time dad.

 Maryland Heights, MO - USA
Joined February 2008
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So the home run derby has changed... when did they need a break? #AllStarGame
So... today happened...
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Megan Morrone@meganmorrone28 Jun 2018
My robot vacuum is fighting with my smart scale. This is an IoT nightmare.
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Strawberry Margaritas on the carpet = problem. Vinegar = solution. #LifeHacks
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Fatherly@FatherlyHQ14 Jun 2018
22 Skills Every Kid Should Have By the Time They’re 10 bit.ly/2Bp5NXD
22 Essential Life Skills For Kids To Master By The Time They Turn 10

22 Essential Life Skills For Kids To Master By The Time They Turn 10

Essential life skills for kids run the gamut, from knowing how to read a map or ride a bike, to treating other people with respect and having manners.

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Hey ESPN!! Fix your live stream of the #CFP2018 please. I can’t even watch the commercials without them buffering.
There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in November.
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@TechCrunch6 Nov 2017
15 life hacks from the world's richest man techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/je… by @JoshConstine
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What else are you gonna say at 4AM? Bonus Panel: goo.gl/FE4x5N
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Megan Morrone@meganmorrone24 Sep 2017
The silver lining of your teenagers preferring their friends over you is that you no longer have to be the audience for their fart jokes.
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@Recode9 Sep 2017
Uber employees need a morale lift, so six staffers created a website promoting positivity: recode.net/2017/9/6/16263954…
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. @amazon, you belong in St. Louis. We have the PRIME location for you at @BPVSTL! cardinals.com/bpv #AmazonHQ2 #amazon2stl
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I don't mind them being picky nut-jobs, I just wish they were consistent, picky nut-jobs. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/svEH6o
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What's better than putting your child in "Time Out?" This: kickstarter.com/projects/gen… via @ZenMommy
Time-In ToolKit

Time-In ToolKit

An alternative to time-outs and behavioral charts that helps parents, educators, and therapists teach children emotional regulation.

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@Recode14 Aug 2017
You don’t have to be like Steve Jobs to be a great entrepreneur: recode.net/2017/8/7/16105132…
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McDonalds literally sent us a bottle of the Mulan sauce with a Rick & Morty label. This is insane. nitter.gq/justinroiland/status/8…
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@JustinRoiland30 Jul 2017
Holy shit.
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there is no competitive advantage in "going agile." advantage comes from understanding the issues, systematically working to improve.
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Fatherly@FatherlyHQ29 Jul 2017
'Rick and Morty' is a great show about terrible parents: bit.ly/2vf3LJV
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Megan Morrone@meganmorrone27 Jul 2017
I miss when my kids would wear Ninja costumes or super hero capes just because it was Thursday. – at Petaluma, CA
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Chris Powers@chrisjpowers21 Jul 2017
This @WoodyZuill slide rings true: "It's not about getting the most done, it's about getting the best of everyone into everything we do."
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