Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop.

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relatable · Sep 5, 2017 · 12:21 AM UTC

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@byreIatable5 Sep 2017

Hoping for a snow day tomorrow

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Mike Drucker · Aug 15, 2017 · 11:21 PM UTC

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker15 Aug 2017

Remember when people got mad that Michelle Obama said kids should eat a vegetable?

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Sam · Aug 15, 2017 · 11:52 PM UTC

Sam@saamgood15 Aug 2017

RT nitter.gq/nicolejessome/status/8…

Nicole Jessome@nicolejessome15 Aug 2017

You can always tell what kind of guy you're dating by how they tip your server 🤷🏼‍♀️

Global TV · Aug 4, 2017 · 1:37 AM UTC

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@GlobalTV4 Aug 2017

That's better. #BB19

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drew. · Aug 3, 2017 · 11:42 PM UTC

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drew.@drewsnyder_3 Aug 2017

"'MOM MOM MOM LOOK I CAN SLEEP LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS" nitter.gq/barstoolsports/status/…

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