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Staring at your phone all day is killing your back, study finds nitter.gq/kerrymflynn/status/535… huff.to/1uKCCqR
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"Education is what people do to you, and learning is what you do to yourself." t.ted.com/eBSnyzJ
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My boss caught me goofing off yesterday, but I learned a valuable lesson: It’s really hard to be discrete when you’re popping bubble wrap.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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A new form of CAPTCHA when signing up for Twitter except you have correctly form a sentence using they're, their, and there.
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I believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well
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Apparently “FYI” stands for “for your information,” not “fuck you intensely.” I hate it when I’m accidentally polite.
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Ladies, stick a tampon behind your ear and when someone tells you it’s there, say “Oh shit, where’s my pen?”
