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'Round faced' - York Press, 2009.

Joined February 2009
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Bloke in Tesco is telling his mate the job’s definitely in the bag, right, cos the interviewer couldn’t resist “my self-defecating sense of humour”.
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The missing scene from BIG
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Gordon Ramsay making things seem worse – at Salford, England
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I wrote about the rise of “ethical” parent influencers – who claim to make content off their children in a “moral” way – and why no version of filming your kids daily in pursuit of attention will ever avoid exploiting them for online fame newstatesman.com/culture/soc…
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This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”
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Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac
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It’s silly I know but I like to imagine her majesty up in heaven now , perhaps sharing a marmalade sandwich with Paddington (he’s also dead in this) and her corgis (the dead ones) and looking down on us serenely. 💕 🇬🇧
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Went to London Zoo yesterday, and my usual internal conflict over seeing animals in cages was offset by witnessing a young girl throw her shoe into the penguin pool, and shout “Eat it!”.
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read the long read about fish and chips. good, great even, but phenomenally depressing. how much culturally will we lose through the recession we keep telling ourselves we're not in theguardian.com/food/2023/ju…
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At the bar last night, the Zoomers were all paying with credit cards and closing out on every round. This is psycho behavior. Someone needs to teach these children how to go to the bar.
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📝 Tranmere Rovers are delighted to annou
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'disaster' here is defined as the houses losing value. the last ten years of psychotic price-hikes that has left two generations off the ladder wasn't the disaster part, somehow
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If you hold a pigeon up to your ear you can hear what it sounds like to be attacked by a pigeon.
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Re: today’s so-called “damning photo” in the Dundee Courier. During lockdown, me and my Director of Onions had a 4-hour Midori-fuelled game of topless Kabaddi with some relatively close friends. While I remain satisfied it was a work event I apologise to anyone somehow offended.
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the house tour room 3/4 - toms room
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For me, the star of the new West Side Story film was its conductor Gustavo Dudamel, seen here conducting the show's iconic Mambo with the Simón Bolívar Symphony Orchestra.
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