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New episode of Tap Room Tramps is out on Friday. With me and @sam__avery recorded at @frogandbucket studios.
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Sam Avery is on tour with his electrifying new show, ⚡️THUNDERSTORM⚡️ There's thunderous punchlines, lightning-fast jokes, and a night of laughs you won't forget. "Amazing and brutally honest...brilliant" @ladbible boundandgaggedcomedy.com/ban… @sam__avery
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Let's make hope normal again.
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New episode of Tap Room Tramps is out tomorrow with guest host @DeadMenTom standing in for @sam__avery
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Sam Avery retweeted
My phone was hacked for 9 years. What they did was criminal. People’s lives were ruined. If you haven’t seen it watch The Hack. ITV.
DYK: Rebekah Brooks received £7 million in 2011 in cash, pension payments & allowances for legal fees and a chauffeur - after resigning over phone hacking? She actually received £10.8 million in 2011 She received another £5.3million in the next financial year in 2012. #TheHack
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Our Four April Fools!
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'Genuinely incredible piece by Jim' @TheBlueRoomEFC 'Would highly recommend this to any Evertonian' @acrosstheparkpc 'The perfect read for all Evertonians' @UHTPodcast 'A must have for any Evertonian' @FalconBluesTV Available here: tinyurl.com/2p9w5xhr
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Made it onto another ‘Books of 2023’ list 👏👏👏👏👏 Would make a good Christmas present 🎄🎁 And ALL profits go to @macmillancancer 💚💚
📚💕 My pick of the Best Non-Fiction Books of 2023 is available to read @scottishproduct, featuring @beckorio @LindaJCracknell @PeterAlanRoss @Jo_Caulfield Joe Vallese, Tim Blanchard @northseawitch @anneargent Carl MacDougall, and Michel Faber... 👉 productmagazine.co.uk/books/…
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🎵 NO-ONE'S GOING TO RWANDA! 🎵
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Classy from @Everton The consummate community club Displaying the @SFoodbanks sign every time the “Dim Tim’s” from Chelsea sing “Feed the Scousers” Maybe they should encourage it in London where there seems to be a much bigger poverty issue - and few can afford to buy a house
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The morning after and I'm still really annoyed by this. Liverpool and Newcastle are very similar cities, economically and socially. This chant is an insult to not only the working class of a fine city but also to everyone who works hard for @nufcfoodbank #nufc
"Feed the scousers"? That's really poor from our fans #nufc
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Struggling for Christmas gift ideas? Well - places are now available for our Comedy Course for Beginners 2024! Visit our website for more information: thecomedytrust.com/comedy-co… #ccfb #comedycourseforbeginners #TheComedyTrust #standupcomedy #standup
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Some political consultant clearly told Ron DeSantis he needs to smile more and this is the unfortunate result
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Something strange is definitely going on behind-the-scenes with the Everton story. 🔹Others have been in touch to say interviews they’ve given were not broadcast 🔹PL had to correct a misleading response to my letter given to journalists on Sunday pm
🚨 According to @MikeKeegan_DM: “Sky Sport pulled an interview with Greater Manchester Mayor, @AndyBurnhamGM where he called on the Premier League to drop the 10 point deduction against Everton.” #EFC
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Sam Avery retweeted
Today @Everton play Man Utd who have a team worth over £1 billion & debts over £1 billion. A win would've taken us above Chelsea who've spent over £1 billion under Boehly & whose previous owner wrote off over £1 billion of debt. Yet we're the "cheats" cause we overspent £20 mil
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Sam Avery retweeted
I was set upon by a group of immigrants in Dublin yesterday. They gave me a triple heart bypass and saved my life 🫀😊
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This week's bulletin features: 🎭 The Wind In the Willows at @ShakespeareNP 😂 @sam__avery's new comedy show at @LivEveryPlay 🎶 @DaDaFest's Cabaret show 🗣 @LJMU's Roscoe Lecture: Malik Al Nasir: The truth that lies behind Roscoe at @SGHLpool
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Sam Avery retweeted
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@sam__avery @katetracey1 We have a spare ticket for the rear stalls on Wednesday at the @LivEveryPlay can you RT thanks
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A little excerpt from Everything You Wanted to Know About Everton (But Were Afraid to Ask) Paperback and Kindle versions of the book are available now at: tinyurl.com/2nrkzpxd
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#Everton worked with the PL to ensure all dealings were FFP compliant when it was clear they were close to breach. Everything was done with PL scrutiny. That same organisation have now approved head spinning disproportionate penalty arguably as political tool to avoid regulation
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