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Can she hit with RISP?
Natalie Portman is here at Camden Yards
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Stacy Abram’s take a damn bow, each time you unashamedly ran putting cracks in that glass ceiling for Keisha to break thru this win is for you
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I think the most psychologically important thing about this election is that someone like Vivek actually suffered consequences for doing something heinous in an election campaign. That had straight up stopped happening to such an extent that it no longer felt possible
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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It’s always been so funny to me that we remember Chris Christie as a bumbling doofus (because in a lot of ways he is) but he is honestly a better speaker than 99.9% of the rest of the GOP
The thing about Christie that not many people seem to have commented on is that he's actually very eloquent (putting aside his politics for a second), and has a way with words even under pressure. It's very old school. His debate performance with Ramaswamy is worth watching.
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Amy Acton did not answer Vivik Ramaswami's concession call and I'M FUCKING PROUD OF HER.
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Congratulations on James Tallarico, the first American to work on Sonic the Hedgehog, being elected to the United States Senate! I hope your mother is very proud.
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we can't do "it's not my job to educate you" this go around, woke 3.0 we are all volunteer teachers
I walked the Trump rally line to listen, not make assumptions. I talked with voters, asked questions and heard what matters to them. When I'm elected, I'll represent all 82 counties and every Mississippian, no matter who they voted for. That's what being your senator means. #MississippiMatters
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Beto, Stacy Abrams, and Andrew Gillum watching the results
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Last thing (maybe) but if Adam Hamilton can win in Kansas - Kansas! - without sacrificing trans people's dignity in the process there is zero excuse for any other candidate
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Greg Abbott waking up this morning
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My Twitter feed right now is like if everyone I knew from American University started doing cocaine
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friends dming me like "we might win Ohio :)" and im having to be like dawg we're winning Kansas comfortably
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Tonight was for her.
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BETOOOOO
So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
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Steve Kornacki is God
I was sure 13 hours would be fine but things caught up to me in a hurry at hour 10. I can’t say thanks enough to all of you. What a ride and I think we did make livestream history. Sorry for the abrupt ending!
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I’M GONNA GET THE BUC-EE’S BEAVER PREGNANT
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GOOD MORNING
ABDUL EL-SAYED, DEMOCRAT, WINS MICHIGAN SENATE RACE. — PROJECTION
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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His mother’s very proud of him
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