Golf Sicko on the pursuit of being a #scratch off ticket (current: 1.8) | Big shot taker & maker | Here to troll, mostly | Pronouns: Bud/Pal | Jesus FTW
La Crosse, WI
Joined July 2017
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Quoting for accountability.
Worms Top 5 (Week 1)
1) Indiana
2) Notre Dame
3) Texas
4) Ohio State
5) Miami FL
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The boys at the 40th annual @SeanRoyer Invitational
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If this course could talk. #themasters
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Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.
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With March being here, enjoy Bill Raftery for 3 minutes and 37 seconds screaming ONIONS!
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If you watch yesterdays @packers game and you don’t clearly think Love is one of the best QBs and throwers of the football in the NFL you’re a dumb dumb
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Jordan’s 20 straight completions.
I won’t hear how lucky he is anymore. Watch his ball placement even on low % throws. He knows how to safely give his guys chances.
If the Pack let him sling it, they’re going to a Super Bowl.
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Russell Westbrook reportedly grew tired of LeBron’s “fake” behavior during their time in L.A, per @YaronWeitzman
“I hate that fake sh*t, I just can’t do it.” 😳
• LeBron quietly pushed for a reunion with Kyrie Irving — a move that would’ve required trading Westbrook, despite publicly denying it.
• LeBron often said “Let Russ be Russ” in interviews but didn’t actually support him behind the scenes.
• During a Lakers team event where Will Smith came to speak, LeBron and AD suddenly walked out before he arrived. Minutes later, they returned acting overly friendly—LeBron dominated the talk, asking questions and quoting movie lines.
Westbrook, watching in disbelief, told a teammate after:
“I hate that fake sh*t. I just can’t do it.”
• Westbrook saw multiple examples of LeBron misrepresenting himself — like claiming The Godfather was his favorite movie but not knowing a single line, carrying The Autobiography of Malcolm X to interviews without being able to discuss it, and even saying he predicted Kobe’s 81-point game. These moments made Russ view LeBron as inauthentic.
(Via theringer.com/2025/10/20/nba…)
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106 yards out and Cantlay lays one in the bunker like a dickhead 🤦🏻♂️ What are we doing here?
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For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver!
MUST be a follower.
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Elite camera work from Mrs. Simonions.
She's been on the swing vid grind for 10+ years and it shows.
