I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.

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joe 🇱🇧 · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:37 PM UTC

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joe 🇱🇧@hackermanjoeNov 6

never forget

The Hollywood Handle

@HollywoodHandleNov 6

‘RED ONE’ released 2 years ago today.

Image from The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle)

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Rob- BoxingShrew 🥊🇬🇧 · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

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Rob- BoxingShrew 🥊🇬🇧

@BoxingShrewNov 3

Rumours can be so damaging Don’t think some people realise how Little Britain is

Sky News

@SkyNewsNov 3

BREAKING: Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet news.sky.com/story/man-loses…

Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet

The High Court judge has ruled that he cannot yet be named, subject to any appeal.

news.sky.com

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Jamal Von Duke · Nov 3, 2026 · 10:48 AM UTC

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Jamal Von Duke@afc_femiNov 3

My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery

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Big Brother Crave · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:54 PM UTC

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Big Brother Crave@BBCRAVEPOONov 2

🚨 BREAKING NEWS Frankie has come out as bisexual for the 17th time. “He’s cock hungry” confirmed a big brother insider. #BBUK

Image from Big Brother Crave (@BBCRAVEPOO)

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Joezempic 💉 · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

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Joezempic 💉@JoeWritesThingsOct 29

Jamie Lee Curtis every few years #CelebrityTraitors

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jo🍿 · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:43 PM UTC

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jo🍿@snoopysfilmsOct 27

me and my solo cinema trips against the world

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M · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:23 PM UTC

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M@Matimba_mmOct 27

I fear this is me on letterboxd

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sexual penis · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:40 AM UTC

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sexual penis@sexual__penisOct 25

someone said “for a dollar, name a black queer film that isn’t moonlight” and oomf replied “stop! that! train!” 😭😭😭

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PR1MADELA · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:57 PM UTC

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PR1MADELA@phaag0Oct 22

When im jerking off and managed to finish with the actors at the same time

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rin ★ · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:02 PM UTC

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rin ★@lizzieonfilmOct 22

the upgraded version of this shot is gonna eat so bad…………

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Retney's Holocron · Oct 21, 2026 · 11:12 PM UTC

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Retney's Holocron

@retneysholocronOct 21

how the entire Star Wars fandom is feeling on a random October night

Empire

@empiremagazineOct 21

Star Wars: Battlefront 3 is in active development from EA DICE and Respawn. News of the shooter franchise's latest entry comes amid today's announcement of company-wide layoffs at EA and the closure of legendary studio Bioware. Read more: empireonline.com/movies/news…