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sam lerner retweeted
Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xitter.cf/thehill/status/1018334…
MAGA hats made in China to increase in price because of Trump tariffs hill.cm/abHSFqp
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I'm trying to imagine what Trump would have done had May come to US, sat down with NYT and said "I think Trump's doing the wrong thing on NAFTA' oh and "I really like that Hillary Clinton, she would have been a good president."
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“Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley
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me after the smallest inconvenience
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”. “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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If you You don't don't love deserve me me at my at my @HamillHimself
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Twitter should have a slider at the top and one one end is 'cute animals' and on the other end is 'all the horrible shit that people did today' and you can set it to how much you can handle emotionally at any given moment.
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Wow, I’ve seen/heard a lot of MLK footage but this is the first time I’ve seen this interview. How profound this is.
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CAN'T. RETWEET. THIS. ENOUGH. 🔥🔥
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My latest attempt to get code reviews faster
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“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.” - Seymour Cray
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I think female-friendly snacks are a GREAT idea, so I brainstormed a few. You're welcome, corporations!!!
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I spent 4 hours debugging a multi-threaded lock contention bug in a CLI tool. Then I watched 2 rockets land up right on their assigned landing pads at the exact same time after launching a vehicle in space. I quit.
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Obama 2010 SOTU - 48 million Bush 2003 - 62.1 million Bush 2002 - 51.8 million Clinton 1998 - 53.1 million Clinton 1994 - 45.8 million Nielsen sent this info out yesterday lol xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the State of the Union speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. @FoxNews beat every other Network, for the first time ever, with 11.7 million people tuning in. Delivered from the heart!
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sam lerner retweeted
Blake Bortles is the one who knocks #BreakingBort
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Tom Brady vs. every young quarterback for the next 15 years:
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sam lerner retweeted
Renowned astronomer and anti-nuclear advocate Carl Sagan died on this day in 1996. In 1989, he was asked if he was a socialist. Here's his response.
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sam lerner retweeted
Gronkowski is like if a telephone pole was good at football
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