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sammy sturger

@sammysturger

mostly music , occasional legal takes. Retired from sad, new career in law.

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Joined February 2011
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I can die happy.
euphoria (@euphoriaHBO) profile pictureeuphoria
@euphoriaHBO6 Nov 2019
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slayyyyy
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Watch the Beam go Up could be a scene in How To with John Wilson
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 4
Trump: "I think it would destroy the Democrat Party if they did that -- impeachment for no reason. What, for having a successful country? Our country is more successful right now than at any time in history. Watch the beam go up."
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K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) profile picture
K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Nepo Baby
U.S. Department of the Interior (@Interior) profile pictureU.S. Department of the Interior
@InteriorSep 30
He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

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Steven Huffman (@Poeslawisalive) profile pictureSteven Huffman
@PoeslawisaliveSep 17
President Trump Explains Trade Deficits: “If we buy 2 billion dollars worth of Bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing 2 billion dollars. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save 2 billion dollars”. It’s just simple Economics.
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It’s like she was doing a really mean impersonation of JoJo Siwa
Miley Official (@MileyCyrusBz) profile pictureMiley Official
@MileyCyrusBzAug 25
13 years ago, Miley Cyrus performed at the VMAs and the whole world stopped.
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Saved by this indie foreign film
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wu-tang chad (@thewittyblessed) profile picturewu-tang chad
@thewittyblessedAug 7
having no single foreign film in your top 4
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Operation Paperclip (2026)
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Me after a date cancelled our plans to see ‘Wuthering Heights’ last night
Page Six (@PageSix) profile picturePage Six
@PageSixFeb 19
Shirtless Shia LaBeouf goes for a run, dines alone after being shut out of multiple churches on Ash Wednesday trib.al/B7OWkfK
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post writes “shut out of multiple churches”. Based on the comments, context is needed. The churches he visited were closed ( if they were open the Catholic church philosophy would not have turned him away. catholic.com/magazine/print…
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Everybody from the South has an aunt who is a Lana that got divorced and married a Jeremy type and is so much happier
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@sceneamourrFeb 14
📹 Lana Del Rey & Jeremy Dufrene interviewed at the Ralph Lauren Fall 2026 show.
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The amount of Republicans irl who have looked at the video of the shooting and gone fuck that might be a bad shot, gives me hope that not everybody is a raving lunatic like the people on this app.
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People following me because of my recent military law takes are going to be disappointed when they find out I mostly talk about Star Wars and Phoebe Bridgers. JAG is just a side hustle
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I heard that the activist group he’s teaming up with is Antifa and they are turning 6 flags into training camps. SAD!
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave22 Oct 2025
Travis Kelce is teaming up with an activist group to invest in and revive Six Flags.
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My friends statement after I sent him a Samia song is why men are awful, outrageous that he forgot to mention that.
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PSA from your tired public defender: Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off
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kay #Andor@jeronandor8 May 2025
Dan Gilroy says this is the moment Bix decides to kill the one thing that means everything to her, her and Cassian's relationship, because she disagrees. She believes that there's something far more important than the two of them. And so she makes that sacrifice, for the cause
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Darth Brandon causing planes to crash around the country in revenge for DEI
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gabrus🚽@Gabrus24 Jan 2025
8 hr finale?!
High & Mighty Podcast (@hamgabrus) profile pictureHigh & Mighty Podcast@hamgabrus24 Jan 2025
Spark up and settle in for a collection of conversations with all of your High & Mighty favorites to join @gabrus to reflect on 500 episodes. Thanks for 500 episodes, shitheads. We couldn't have done it without you.
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Orlando in Love video out now 🐚 youtu.be/i9rcfX_t3nU
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Bovine Excision by @samiatheband is THE soundscape of Art Hoe Appalachia (complimentary)
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Samia@samiatheband14 Jan 2025
Third album, Bloodless, out April 25th via @GrandJuryMusic produced by Jake Luppen & Caleb Wright samia.ffm.to/bloodless design by David Kramer photo by Sarah Ritter ❤️
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