I was born. I went to school. I joined Twitter. I became a podiatrist. Got married. I own alpacas. Now you're caught up!
California
Joined April 2009
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It appears on the day of its discontinuation, our universe has melded with another one in which they spell it “chaco taco”. Seen a lot of these folks today! It’s a chocolate taco, friends. #ChocoTaco
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Taylor Hawkins might’ve been the only drummer alive who could support Dave Grohl and not make you wish Grohl was sitting behind the kit.
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When you make cookies for a living, Halloween is in fact the nightmare before Christmas-cookie season #zombieme #busyseason #Halloween #nosleep #HappyHalloween #jackskellington
Hi @Eve6 I was disappointed you didn’t play the heart in a blender song and almost left but then found out it was @AmericanHiFi on stage and you were gonna be coming up next! Glad I stayed!
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If you look at a video of bats upside down it looks like a goth nightclub 🤣🤣🤣 nitter.gq/thedumpster4/status/12…
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We sell cookies but with big events canceled wrote a book about alpacas and social distancing @alpaca_parade We now parade through our neighborhood with our mini alpacas spreading joy for free. We are still baking for celebrations- including alpaca cookies for the parade
Video of my alpacas was shared by @ABC but they didn’t mention @doublesamfarms or @alpaca_parade Maybe @HamillHimself can help me out with an RT???
Meet Autumn and Willow, a pair of adorable mini alpacas who are lifting people's spirits by parading around the neighborhood while residents stay at home. abcn.ws/34YmeK0
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So excited for #Trolls today!!! #TrollsWatchParty #TrollsWorldTour #trollsmovie #cookies #quarantineparty #trollscookies
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@AkilahObviously we heard you like photos of farm animals loving each other. Well, we are farm animals. And we love each other a heck of a lot. By the way...we are alpacas.
I don't have many followers, but my wife wrote a children's book and it'd be cool if just one of you would donate to her Kickstarter to help get it printed! Non-followers are invited, as well. Just not sure how you found me.
kickstarter.com/projects/alp…
Never been happier with a representative that I got to vote into office #CA45. Really do hope she runs for POTUS one day.
