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In honor of #SVU28 starting tomorrow, bingo cards for this season!
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unfortunately this means we’re prob gonna lose 😔 and I hate to say this
"I'm going Gamecocks because I heard Coach Staley is playing running back and that woman can do anything." Jason Sudeikis knows Dawn can do it all 😂
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I’m so glad to be wrong
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
Them doing this in front of the squad with Fin saying “some partnerships never end even when they do” ohhhweeeee
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OH OH OH !!!!!
#OLIVIABENSON X #ELLIOTSTABLER what if you eyes looked up and met mine one more time 🪟
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Svu 600 you are going to be CRAZY
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“SOME PARTNERSHIPS DONT END”
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shoutout to marissaaaaa
Watch a longer promo for #SVU600 (+ this week's #LawandOrder), which aired during tonight's #SNL. (🎥 credit: NBC) #SVU
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WEEEE WOOOOO!!!!
Watch a longer promo for #SVU600 (+ this week's #LawandOrder), which aired during tonight's #SNL. (🎥 credit: NBC) #SVU
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become a Dolly Parton pls
Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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Mo bamba is playing at the game My dad “is this from pirates of the Caribbean?” oh my fucking god 😭🫪
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
This being a staged argument that no one batted an eyelid at is basically admitting that their public fighting is legendary and they both know it
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
south carolina really sent a republican-hating resistlib wine mom to the senate. as lizzie mcguire said, this is what dreams are made of.
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
This is how the South is moving in 2026. The South’s got somethin to say. And y’all are gonna listen.
DEMOCRATS WIN SENATE POPULAR VOTE ACROSS FORMER CONFEDERATE STATES Democrats won the combined Senate popular vote across ten former Confederate states, securing 20,782,908 votes (53.74%) to Republicans' 17,888,197 (46.26%)—a margin of nearly 2.9 million votes. The result is a major victory for Democrats in a region Republicans have dominated for decades. High Black voter turnout helped fuel the result, carrying particular historical significance in states where Black Americans were once denied the right to vote. Democrats broke decades-long losing streaks in Texas and South Carolina. James Talarico became the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since Lloyd Bentsen in 1988, while Annie Andrews delivered South Carolina's first Democratic Senate victory since 1998.
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
Y’all forgot we lost the Marvel studio permanently and the city they built around it also. Entertainment and film are a MAJOR source of revenue and employment for the state of GA. Why would you not want to work with the BILLIONAIRE that already is a major philanthropic figure?
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
“I’m not done.” “Good cause I’m not either.” is giving “We had a pretty good run there for a minute.” “We still do.”
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
those high quality promo pics are gonna hit like crack this week. can't wait to dissect the floor patterns and random items in the background with you all!!!
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
No Kings wasn't fucking around
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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SAM🥂🧭🤠🫡🫶🪩 retweeted
that’s why Mariska Hargitay is America’s sweetheart ‼️😍
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