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Shashwat Maheshwari

@sanshash

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 Mumbai, India
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Joined April 2010
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Mujhe lagta hai marne ke baad har dharam ke log ek ho jaate hain- saari ladai sirf jeevan mein hai.
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Bhai ‘Kill’ itni sahi film hai Raghav Juyal ka best kaam abhi tak.
Vishwas Agrawal📈 (@agrawal1204) profile pictureVishwas Agrawal📈@agrawal1204Oct 24
Train no 14821 Three thieves have entered the train. They have knives and are stealing passengers' mobile phones. All the passengers are frightened.@RailMinIndia @Central_Railway
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Mumbai is not a city, it is an emotion. Because cities have roads.
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Amit Shah jitna khata hai uss hisaab se figure kaafi maintain kiya hai. Happy birthday.
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I have a functional family. We only meet at functions.
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Age is nothing but the number of years you have been alive.
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How can Imran Khan protest against the regime? These immigrants come here and take our jobs.
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So many people have moved Bombay High Court but it is still right there. 🫡
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Saara amul butter kaun kha gaya? Iske khilaaf mai protest karunga.
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I did not know drugs were being sold so openly in Mumbai. There is this small shop near my house that looks very ordinary, but if you say the code word 'pulse', he will bring out this green candy that is so addictive it should be illegal.
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Bhasha bhi
Prateek. (@Prateeeex_) profile picturePrateek.@Prateeeex_Oct 8
bhai kya hi desh chal raha. market chudi padi. roads chude pade. khana chuda pada. dharm chuda pada. neta chude pade. education chudi padi. medical chudi padi. system hi chuda pada.
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I don’t know what’s worse, getting stabbed or Netanyahu praising you.
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I had no clue India and Japan were playing a 5-over match. I thought bohot zyada baarish ho gayi hogi.
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Kahin bhi kaam karlo sony India ke vendor mat banna 🙏
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Me: Internet nahi chal raha. Ek second ke liye wifi hata ke wapas laga leta hoon… iPhone: DISCONNECTING UNTIL TOMORROW 😤😤
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Idea for sanitary pads that work way better than whisper- SHOUT!
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Ajkal koi beta apne baap ko gale lagata hai toh baap kehta hai lagta hai comedy show dekh ke aa rahe ho
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Mic hatake itna saara bol diya lol
Neha (@Being_Nehu12) profile pictureNeha
@Being_Nehu12Sep 19
LATEST: SALMAN KHAN IS ON BEAST MODE 💀 Salman - Ye lo bhai kr lo troll, aaj main tumko context deta hu, aache se daalna sab jagah 🔥🔥#SalmanKhan #BiggBoss20
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Giani’s ice cream has such great consistency. It is ice cream every day!
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Ordered sugarfree redbull and malai kulfi 😂
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