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sasha

@sashavandy3
Joined July 2014
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First MLB player with 50 stolen bases in a season since 2017. It's July 29.
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The @Braves play regular-season baseball 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 🙌
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love using “and/or” in spoken convo like ok there is a complicated communicative situation but i’m handling it via my amazing linguistic tools
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“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it
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Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
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I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am
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you call it overthinking, i call it predicting the future
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yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses
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pj@pjayevans12 Nov 2022
Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing
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i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features
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the dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration of independence
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my 5 year plan is to not lose all of my marbles
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pj@pjayevans22 Oct 2022
It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work
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hi squidward @sydney_oberg
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A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.
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Image from woahh mann (@ashhhhhhole)
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The universe gets much easier to understand when you start accepting that everything is wiggles.
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It’s so cute when they’re like we will name the road by the airport Airport Road
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