Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

just f***** myself so hard i cried

when i tell you all the pics are HOTTTT

uhhhhh so nobody was gonna tell me that Rodgers Centre is the nicest park in the bigs? my god

October 14, 1992: Francisco Cabrera hits a two-out, two-RBI, walk-off single w/ winning run Sid Bream beating Barry Bonds’ throw home & the Braves beat the Pirates 3-2 in G7 of the NLCS. Sean McDonough on the call.

The Spy Disguised as a Catcher Morris "Moe" Berg has a story like no one else. Berg was born March 2nd, 1902, in Harlem, New York. He would be a mediocre player at best for teams such as the Brooklyn Dodgers, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Washington Senators and Boston Red Sox. He played a 15-year career from 1923 to 1939. Berg posted a –4.1 WAR, .243 average and hit 6 homeruns. Nothing too special, but it was the off the field accomplishments that made him stand out. Berg earned the name "Brainiest Guy in Baseball" from how smart he really was. He was fluent in German, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese and a comprehension in at least a dozen other languages. During the off-season's over a three year span he earned a law degree from Columbia University, he took a position on Wall Street while still playing. After his playing career was over, he coached for the Red Sox for two years and quit baseball in 1939. Berg wanted to join the war efforts. In 1943 he was recruited by the Office of Strategic Services to travel to Germany to spy on the German Atomic Bomb Program. This was called the Alsos Mission. He was also a part of Project Larson where he interviewed top Italian physicists to see if they knew anything about the German Bomb Program. Then in December 1944 the Office of Strategic Services learned about German physicist Werner Heisenberg was leaving Germany and going to Zurich to give a lecture. Berg was ordered to shoot Heisenberg if he indicated he was working on a bomb for Germany. Berg was sitting with a pistol and cyanide tablet, Heisenberg never indicated anything of a bomb. They then secured dinner with Heisenberg. Berg listened very carefully but once again no indication of a bomb. He would return to the United States on April 25, 1945, and later resign. May 29, 1972, Berg died in Belleville, New Jersey and his last words were reported to be "How did the Mets do today?" -T. Schlaline