Human. Robot. Ape. Abacus. https://xitter.cf/t.co/4w0NphwZOD

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined October 2009
An ICU nurse after working 65 hours over the past six days. This is the face we should be seeing on front pages, not the charlatans who have cut/underfunded these heroes for decades. You say #buyapaper but perhaps it's time to represent the people of the UK not the privileged few
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lecturing on vector processors today in grad comp arch
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evil midweek cutie
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Kind of makes you wonder what other things happened in life that you never noticed. 😳
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A cube-like object created by the path of a bicycle chain. Source: tinyurl.com/y4khdu98
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Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...
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“I’m sooo excited for launch day!”
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Cue thinkpieces saying how snakes are dead and you should learn condas instead
July 2017 is when "Anaconda (Python distribution)" started exceeding popularity of "Anaconda (Snake)" in Google rankings.
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Domino’s will ask the Supreme Court to reverse the 9th Circuit decision that their website should be accessible to the blind. In court docs, Domino’s revealed it would’ve cost $38,000 to make it accessible. They’re fighting this. cnbc.com/2019/07/25/dominos-…
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We talk a lot about the surveillance half of “surveillance capitalism”. We should talk more about the capitalism half xitter.cf/seanmmcdonald/status/1…
Replying to @seanmmcdonald
Standalone messaging platforms don’t generate VC-grade revenue or ad-based business models. The Signal Foundation is progress, bc it helps solve the corp structure issue. Until we solve that, corporate acquisitions will continue to cap digital rights. medium.com/@McDapper/whatsap…
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got another capitalism greatest hit. i will give you one hundred thousand dollars if you can guess the brand by the end
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And one of the greatest (or weirdest) video games TV commercial IMO! #Comboy
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Replying to @johntv
And Hyundai Electronics Industries released the Comboy, Super Comboy and Comboy 64. Retro gaming in Korea is all about boys… ^^;
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Glamour shots.
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I just met a dog whose job is to walk around the airport and be petted (to calm the passengers before their flight) 😭 the world is good
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Ship of Theseus trolley problem... tinyurl.com/y2qdjdez
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Gwyneth Paltrow genuinely did not know she was in "Spider-Man: Homecoming" so this adorable interaction from "The Chef Show" is easily my favorite thing on the internet today
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The feels 🤬
My therapist: Free text municipal traffic court data isn't real, it can't hurt you Free text municipal traffic court data:
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Now and again I have to remind myself that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. – at California, USA
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