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Captain Schlong

@schlongitude

I've been schooling Conservatives since before I could walk. Haven't lost an argument to one of those n00bs yet.

 Mt Schlong, CO
Joined December 2015
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After 40+ years this will be the first #SuperBowlLIX I will NOT watch. #EndRacism @nflcommish #SuperBowl #ChiefsKingdom #EaglesNation #TakeAKnee
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What a bunch of cuckolds, covering their face so people won't know who they are. They should go back to their mom's basements and jack-off to pictures of the orange shit stain, ROFL. #EndRacism #ProudBoysLosers #Fascism #NaziCuckolds
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump9 Feb 2025
A group of Neo-Nazis waving Nazi flags on an overpass in Cincinnati, Ohio, this week were confronted by local Black residents, who chased them away and burned their flags. This is the way.👊👏
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What about @nflcommish? Let me know how it goes, won't be watching. #EndRacism #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl #NFE @NFL
Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) profile pictureMorgan J. Freeman
@mjfree7 Feb 2025
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE #SuperBowlLIX BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL PASS IT ON!!!
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Woooohoooooooooooooo! Who the fuck cares! #EndRacism #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl @nflcommish #NFE @NFL
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@NFL9 Feb 2025
WELCOME TO SUPER BOWL LIX SUNDAY. 📺: #SBLIX – 6:30pm ET on FOX 📱: Tubi + NFL app
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I'm also hearing several players may be kneeling during the National Anthem which makes me smile. @SuperBowl @nflcommish #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl #EndRacism
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Hey all, I see a lot of complaining about what President Musk and Our Supreme Orange Leader are doing, let's do something about it. There is an alternative platform to X. It's called bsky.app/ and it needs our help to grow. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk
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Enjoy your final week of an open and free Democracy, America. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk #MAGA #Trump2024 #TCOT
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This must have been tense...since Trump now has Mike Pence's old job and such. Anybody see President Musk at the funeral? #Trump2025 #MAGA #Trump47 #Carter youtube.com/watch?v=hCXZj60r…
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Here is the English translation. genius.com/Genius-english-tr… #Trump2024 #TrumpVance2024 #MAGA24 #MAGACult
Genius English Translations – Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (English Translation)

Genius English Translations – Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (English Translation)

[Verse 1] / Moscow, strange and mysterious / Towers of red gold, cold as ice / Moscow, but who really knows you / Knows a fire burns inside you so hot / [Pre-Chorus] / Cossacks

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Word is Trump wants to change this to our national anthem. youtube.com/watch?v=QUgFqvzy… #Trump2024 #MAGA24 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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Getting ready to drop off my ballet here in Colorado. @KamalaHarris has my vote. I stand with Democracy and Righteousness. #TrumpVance2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #TRumpDumpsterFire #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire
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#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #MAGA2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire #Decision2024
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#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024
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Let's watch Conservtards lose their mind, vote for Kamala. #TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024
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Conservatism is a mental disorder. I know, the truth hurts. #TrumpVance2024 #tcot #MAGA2024 #KamalaHasMyVote
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