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Joined July 2012
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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*Big sale is moving along smoothly* “We just need you to get registered with our vendor supply portal” Whelp, add at least two more weeks to the expected close date.
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Illegal aliens can’t get home loans. And that’s exactly how they caught Elon Musk and his brother. When they applied for loans, but also claimed they were American citizens. It was the bank who discovered that they were both in the country illegally.
Q: How does the right and yourself expect us to start families young when the average price of a home in America costs more than $415,000 which feels out of reach for us. Vance: The reason why housing exploded is in part because we allowed 20 million illegal aliens into our country to buy homes that ought by right go to American citizens.
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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So yesterday Trump said he wasn't going to Kansas because it was in such good shape that he shouldn't waste his time on it. but now he is going to Kansas and so we must infer it is in not good shape, right?
News: President Trump will now hold rallies in Iowa and Kansas this Sunday.
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Imagine McAfee's reaction if he had Mina Kimes' mentions every day.
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Local LARPer finds out "restoring Christendom" is more boring than he thought
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I'm sorry, somebody killed a guy in a hit-and-run and they're not charging the driver with ANYTHING??? Genuinely hard to overstate how corrosive bullshit like this is to law and order
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I would watch a TV show that’s just conservatives trying to guess the percentages of things for money and never making any money.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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it’s extremely funny when people from nationalist societies go “oh you insulted (insert leader from my country)? well how would you like it if we insulted (leader from your country that most locals already insult)?”
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It’s interesting to me when a band’s most popular song is a style that doesn’t sound like their other songs. “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” by Tears for Fears “Zombie” by The Cranberries “Be Sweet” by Japanese Breakfast What are other examples of this?
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Always telling when Trump just learns what something means
Trump: A lot of people don’t know what incumbent means.
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Vivek is learning the hard way that there's exactly one man in America who gets to be an irredeemable degenerate, and the rules still apply to everyone else.
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Spent the last 2 weeks in Canada, and it's immediately clear why America will keep its competitive advantage forever. Don't get me wrong, I love Canada! It's beautiful out here, and the people themselves are also lovely. But! There is a serious lack of ambition, and an enormous amount of averseness to risk in a way that is not really fixable imo
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When you’re arguing with Trumpers on here, keep in mind that a very large portion of them didn’t start following politics until 2016 because they thought it was “boring” before. So that’s why they think this nonsense is normal.
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Take note of how many of the current “both sides suck” people were all in on Trump when he was running in 2024 and after he got elected. But now that it’s disaster after disaster with him, they retreat to the “both sides” safety net.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis. The British turned him down. So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war. It worked better than anyone could have imagined. His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination. The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies. He didn't go to Britain. He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up. Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports. He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine. The Germans loved him anyway. Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of. The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London. Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world. Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents. When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow. Who also didn't exist. Then came D-Day. Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant. Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton. That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him. German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came. The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross. A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire. He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war. After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop. For decades the world thought he was dead. In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches. Some of them thanked him.
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