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This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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Just sit back and enjoy Rooney x Van Persie 🍿
@ManUtd
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him.
I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT.
Michigan - 2026 US Senate
🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7)
🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6%
Polling average via Pollsmax.com.
Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers.
If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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🚨🎥 Wayne Rooney, Nicky Butt and Ashley Young celebrating the WINNER in the stands, right near Michael Carrick! ❤️🥹
Once a Red, always a Red! ❤️
#MUFC [🎥 via @UtdTopCee]
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Dressing up as a Googlebook for Halloween because nothing is scarier than knowing you’ll be dead in 3 years
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The Indian government called my documentary
Kashmir: Palestine in the Making a “national security” threat.
After @Meta also @YouTube obeyed the orders from New Dehli.
When a government is this afraid of a film, you should probably watch it.
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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Edward Glazer, a #mufc director, has donated $200,000 to Trump’s Republican Party ahead of the midterms.
Owners of Crystal Palace, Aston Villa, Bournemouth and Ipswich, as well as Todd Boehly, have also donated [@MattHardyJourno, @CityAM]
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Missed 12 games in 5 years of football...
Then joined United.
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United anticipate Benjamin Sesko will be out until at least January as he strives to recover fully from his shin injury. [@lauriewhitwell]
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🚨🚨🎙️| Jamie Carragher on Manchester United potentially appointing Unai Emery:
“I think Unai Emery is just unbelievable what he does year after year.”
“Surely he would want that opportunity to manage a giant again.”
“Aston Villa will never be Manchester United.”
“There is a chain in football, whether you like it or not. Real Madrid will take United’s best player, they’ll take Ronaldo. There’s very few above United, same with Liverpool.”
“So shut the fuck up, Villa fans, we can’t make the fucking point, you know what I mean? Honest to God, Aston Villa will never be United.”
What is this world even..
A donkey's mistake left 51 dead
According to foreign media, worshippers inside a mosque in #Afghanistan were performing their prayers when a frightened donkey bolted and entered the mosque. Some angry worshippers opened fire on the donkey, killing it.
The news reached the donkey's owner, who, enraged, rushed to the mosque, opened fire on the worshippers with a hail of bullets, and fled.
Thirteen worshippers were killed inside the mosque.
The remaining worshippers, enraged, launched an attack on the donkey owner's village using light and heavy weapons, killing 38 people, including 33 women.
Ultimately, a donkey going to a mosque resulted in the deaths of 51 people.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This story of a donkey causing 51 deaths at an Afghan mosque is false and has been repeatedly debunked. The video shows a 2022 shooting in Karachi, Pakistan, over a money dispute with no fatalities; no such incident occurred.
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32…
saptashwatv.com/international/…
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A donkey's mistake left 51 dead
According to foreign media, worshippers inside a mosque in #Afghanistan were performing their prayers when a frightened donkey bolted and entered the mosque. Some angry worshippers opened fire on the donkey, killing it.
The news reached the donkey's owner, who, enraged, rushed to the mosque, opened fire on the worshippers with a hail of bullets, and fled.
Thirteen worshippers were killed inside the mosque.
The remaining worshippers, enraged, launched an attack on the donkey owner's village using light and heavy weapons, killing 38 people, including 33 women.
Ultimately, a donkey going to a mosque resulted in the deaths of 51 people.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This story of a donkey causing 51 deaths at an Afghan mosque is false and has been repeatedly debunked. The video shows a 2022 shooting in Karachi, Pakistan, over a money dispute with no fatalities; no such incident occurred.
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32…
saptashwatv.com/international/…
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Spain since has had
- several power outages
- 2 fatal train accidents (when it was previously ranked the 2nd best rail network on EARTH)
- an invasion of Ceuta organised by his allies in Morocco
- riots in Barcelona and Bilbao set up via telegram
masterful gambit, Benjamin
🔴👉 El primer ministro del estado sionista de Israel se suma a Trump y amenaza a España: Netanyahu dijo: "Podrían experimentar cortes de energía repentinos, y podrían ocurrir accidentes de tren."
#TakiLatam