@scousepie

Tireless curator of all the fucks nobody gives. Feels entitled to an opinion.Words at @skinnycomedy

Joined January 2009
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I see yer da has had a jug of sangria in the Benidorm heat and gone giddy as a kipper
BBC Breakfast
@BBCBreakfastOct 26
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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She was given the information by the police, who did you want her to report him to? One of your salacious rags?
Dan Wootton
@danwoottonOct 24
This is crazy. Meghan Markle now says via The Sun that she KNEW her father Thomas Markle had "abused young girls" in a letter last year. But seemingly she hadn't told authorities in any country. If she has evidence, she MUST now urgently present this to the FBI who need to take immediate action to investigate. Shame on her for withholding something so serious. Protecting her children while leaving others at risk of abuse, if she is to be believed.
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Did you ever consider sitting this one out given the amount of gushing you did about Ar Poor Thomas?
Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 24
Did she ever ask how the investigation into her own father’s alleged child abuse was going?
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Wow. Did you post anything sympathetic towards him to make her look a bitch and now might need to backtrack on it?
Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 24
Wow. How long did she know?
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Remember the Hillsborough Independent Panel Kelvin?
Kelvin MacKenzie
@kelvmackenzieOct 25
Two Scousers , neither ever had a proper job, spending their time lolling in front of a TV all day. Burnham and Rotherham were born for this.
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Do it. Not only because it's a great idea that'll reduce burnout (4 day week should be the norm) but also because it'll send the anti-intellectual right into chronic meltdown.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 22
🚨 NEW: Teachers could be allowed to work a 4-day week under the Government's plan for greater flexibility [@thetimes]
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Bet the comments under this are all measured and well-informed
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 22
🚨 NEW: Teachers could be allowed to work a 4-day week under the Government's plan for greater flexibility [@thetimes]
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You know you could despise Andy Burnham and still acknowledge that filming a light hearted segment about the telly for a cancer charity is far less cynical than a politician going on I’m A Celebrity or handcuffing themselves to Katie Price to normalise their shitty views
George Gilbert
@GeorgeGilbertXOct 22
Out of the million and one things we need our Prime Minister to do, he decides to help nobody but himself in a pathetic attempt to boost his personal image. Shame on him and shame on Channel 4.
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Same vibe
Charlie Mullins OBE
@CharlieM_OBEOct 23
You are a lying bastard
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Your mam tried to look underneath someone on televisions hair to see if they had a poppy on
Cllr Sophie Preston-Hall ECC Rochford North
@SophiePrestonHaOct 22
Replying to @beratethestate @ITV @GMB
See, I did think that, but I tried to look underneath and I still couldn’t see it?
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No it isn’t what an absolutely weird thing to think
Jack Hadfield 🇬🇧
@JackHaddersOct 21
Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
ITV should be shut down for their not just highly immoral, but potentially illegal behaviour. The News of the World went for phone hacking, this is an order of magnitude more abhorrent!
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They’re so close to getting it…
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Racist men can't grasp that no country can easily mass deport (immigration IS down), that even if every single one was removed, their privatised utilities, low wages, would still be the same.
Jamie Kay
@TheRealJamieKayOct 19
“Just ordinary working British people wanting change.” All dressed in black, faces concealed, looking like they’ve turned up to audition for a low-budget crime thriller. Whatever happened to turning up with a placard and showing your face?
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I mean it’s all public already
Ramon Agusta
@ramonagustaOct 19
Dear @itvnews Perhaps you could do a year-long undercover investigation on this lot? 🤔
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And if Burnham went over there or said anything about it you’d complain that he wasn’t focusing on British issues and was sucking up to Woke Europe
Lee Anderson MP
@LeeAndersonMP_Oct 20
Europe is burning! Meanwhile here in the UK 👇👇👇
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Key word: “suspended”
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You do know he’s not the prime minister of France right
Sharron Davies HoL MBE
@sharrond62Oct 19
As Paris burns our prime minister has stopped people playing loud music on buses & trains.
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“Waaaah she wants to freeze my bank account” when he shat the bed and she didn’t even say anything
Ben Bankas
@BenBankasApr 29
Triggered girl at comedy show…
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Putey Pute ⛄️
@putey_puteOct 16
I’ve been into Metal my whole life; seen Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, Kiss and dozens of others. None of them spewed shite about politics. Not one.
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You could sacrifice your expenses, 2nd home, subsidised food & alcohol
Helen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
We are going to have to make sacrifices to defend our country. We are going to have to get welfare spending under control👇
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