Rachel

Telling people Lyme disease left me wheelchair-bound when I’m actually just recovering from leg lengthening surgery

Makeup companies gaslit women into thinking they are "cool toned" and in need of a "cool toned lipstick" and now half these bitches are out here looking like they just sucked off a smurf....

There should be a VA-style government benefits program for people who have gone viral

I play McDonald’s Monopoly because I don’t want my children to beat the Nepo Baby allegations

TFW Gandalf pulls up to the Shire

If you’re burping in the crowd at Animal Collective PLEASE STOP

This is the year I’m going to win McDonald’s Monopoly

3 guys trying to explain to me what “Rationalists” are, meanwhile I’m zoning out on a Grateful Dead screensaver trying to figure out which one I’d have sex with

.@dan_allegretto tried to warn you. For years. But you didn’t listen.

Telling people a Smith Machine squat injury left me wheelchair-bound when I’m actually just recovering from leg lengthening surgery

Just saw a guy in what must be a 1 of 1 bright yellow Bernie Mac Show hoodie

I learned from TikTok that Israel fabricated the Michael Jackson molestation allegations because he wrote a song for Palestine

Nightmare blunt rotation

I found the ADA-compliant live descriptive captioning at the Serge Modular synthesizer performance strangely erotic...

Hair stylist went a little crazy with it.. Need to borrow a wig from my landlord

The sales associate gave me a deceptively simple challenge... Tell my Left from my Right.