ol’ scribe jones retweeted
(the monarch has just died)
lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one
(my catholic wife glares at me)
ande thatte they return to the faith catholick
(i see the constable passing by my window)
*sweating*
which is alfo in Truth reformede,
ol’ scribe jones retweeted
me in 1562 having a friday night flagon of sack with my fellows: i will notte be seen Deade at Chapell now the Protestantes hath done a Numbre on it
me on Saturday morning when the constable asks me if he'll see me at church: Most certinly Sir. Chapell gets bettre every Week Sir
santa fans scrolling back through years of the grinch’s instagram and leaving comments telling him to kill himself. real classy, guys.
hey man, come through we’re at the new rebar straightening machine in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and I cannot overemphasize how bad it is for structural integrity of reinforced concrete structures.
ol’ scribe jones retweeted
All your life… you know, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same context. A context of all in which you live and all which came before you. A context of being a person. And like a lot of contexts there’s a coconut tree at the end of it.
ol’ scribe jones retweeted
Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂
Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.
- Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk.
- Baby Gronk.
- He might even be the new Rizz King.
- Baby Gronk.
- Baby Gronk went to LSU and Livvy rizzed him up. She even gave him a hug.
- Baby Gronk.
ol’ scribe jones retweeted
Me: man even SpongeBob had an episode about how riding the bus was wack 😭 crazy how young capitalism starts indoctrinating us against public goods😭
Dirty Kenneth, the imp who lives above the fridge and shits in my jam jars every night: Tee hee hee! No more boysenberry for thee!
ol’ scribe jones retweeted
‼️Do not scroll!‼️ I need to raise 6 red pages ASAP to escape my toxic family who have blamed me for torching my father’s library. And do NOT contribute to my brother’s fundme for blue pages, he will gaslight you by blaming me for the fire!! Please, one more page! I beg of you!