@scriptumsent

and gathering swallows X in the skies

Joined April 2011
  • Tweets14.6K
  • Following983
  • Followers1.1K
2.5KMedia
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
1
3
101
Drop “the term.” It’s cleaner.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales6h
Trump says they will officially ban the term AI/artificial intelligence.
5
156
When you try to get out of your cellular contract early
16
274
Trying to be an actual grown-up in 2026 America
U.S. Department of Education
@usedgov10h
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
2
20
376
Too many nights
Matt@scriptumsent1 Apr 2023
guy reading 1001 nights like “what’s with all the subplots, get back to scheherazade”
9
232
Standing my ground for Real America by ordering a White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle
Mark Walker
@RepMarkWalkerOct 26
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
15
351
(Cosmo-Chan) 殷小晖@commie_cosmoOct 26
The Wikipedia page on Frederick the Great’s sexuality has this gem
2
325
Ren fair? Uhhh have you met Kylo?
4
158
and is there a Mrs. Mime?
9
302
He was monitoring the situation
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 25
God put adam in the garden “to tend it”, but there’s no record of tending in the story. it’s paradise: what was he doing? unlikely he’d be watering. has to be weeding at minimum, but that isn’t very paradisiacal. i don’t even like keeping up with my lawn. maybe he wanted to leave
1
26
608
Looking to the divine exemplar of the modern major general
1
11
348
(walking into the final audition) EXEC: Whenever you’re ready ME: Bond is the name. I’m James Bond.
Variety
@VarietyOct 22
Jack Lowden and Callum Turner are among the final names in the running for James Bond. Final screen tests for Amazon MGM Studios' new 007 are set to happen in the next week. variety.com/2026/film/global…
6
253
Banker who mixes up grammar always saying he works for Goods Fargo
15
405
Using “sunset boulevard” as a euphemism for destroying a road
1
12
469
1
1
9
193
Well it looks like I’m going to See Everything tonight…
2
187
Nice pox you’ve got there… would be a shame if it were on your house
1
1
16
409
Like all conventional writing advice this is only helpful for low-level students and bad if codified as a rule. There are plenty of good reasons you might prefer to use the longer, fancier word in a given context: for rhythm, register, phonetic texture, etc.
Synekura Audio
@synekura_audioOct 21
David Foster Wallace discusses Pretentious Language
9
5
4
253
8,791
Lindsey Graham gay? Who’s next, Liberace?
1
16
347
Pronouncing “performative” like recitative
4
168
Load more