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I'm the horribly outdated website for the Supreme Court of the United States. PLEASE HELP ME!

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Joined July 2009
IS IT CHRISTMAS IN MARCH???? I CAN HAS NEW WEBSITE??? Yes, I can! http://www.supremecourt.gov/ (hey, it's an improvement...)
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let's see if they've fixed me yet..... nope. where's the CHANGE I was promised, Mr. President???
Hallelujah! The broken image links on my ABOUT page are fixed!!! (it's still raining PDFs though) Progress?
now that the new justice is IN, this website design should be OUT. Time for change at http://www.supremecourtus.gov/
Sotomayor will advance past the Senate Judiciary Committee today even tho she HAS NO WEB SKILLZ WHATSOEVER. Know what I have? A SAD. :(
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Replying to @vinodhopson
@v_hopson Netscape can suck it! The kids tell me it's all about the Firefox now. I WANT TO BE FIREFOXY.
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Replying to @vinodhopson
@v_hopson if so, let the great '99 iMac Round Up of '09 begin!!!
It's even cooler on my broken About Us page. Almost like snow. WINTER IN JULY! http://bit.ly/BcN55
If you visit the SCOTUS website, bring an umbrella. I'm MAKING IT RAIN! (because who doesn't like buckets of PDFs?) http://bit.ly/INup2
RT @gurl_friday maybe this will be help for scus site; Obama is hiring "information architects." http://bit.ly/XNpKS | DON'T TEASE ME O!
HAHAHAHA. "Not Found". CLASSIC!
Field trip! At the bottom of my (broken) About Us page is a link for "Problem With Out of Date Information?" Let's go! http://bit.ly/4jiApV
maybe – just maybe – @AKGOVSarahPalin resigned as governor of Alaska to become the new SCOTUS webmaster! << CROSSING IMAGINARY FINGERS >>
another visual comparison on why i get NO RESPECT. (Eff you, Fellows Program! bunch of piggybackers!) http://tinyurl.com/m6c5rt
i don't care about your pics or videos, (girl's-name-plus-four-numerical-digits). If you don't know HTML, I don't need you following!!!
REALLY?!? This is the only job available at the SCOTUS: http://tinyurl.com/lbv9r2 How about taking a chunk of that $128K and FIX ME INSTEAD
New Search Tip Game: Find the "binocular icons to search within PDF documents." http://tinyurl.com/lt8qls (HAHA YOU CAN'T! WEBSITE FAIL)
http://twitpic.com/betm8 - could there be a better use of that blocky blue navigation than as an endless sky? I THINK NOT.
Check out what I made from my own (outdated) web graphics: http://tinyurl.com/luw5pk All that's missing is Super Mario, no? SKY IS CLICKABLE
BILL FREAKING CLINTON WAS STILL PRESIDENT! (and thanks for the love George - I feel like the kid you never knew you had.)
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