Replying to @StopTweetingMia
We all knew you'd pull that shit in a 2010s movie too. If only because costume was speed-dressing you into something silly. (But no seriously, I genuinely like oversized t-shirts now. They're so comfortable and available in cotton. Are they not?).
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Science nerds here... is this a bullseye pattern. I'm slowly failing over the last 3 weeks and healthcare is failing me.
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
Networks in the 80s: "KKKKKKKSSSSSSSHHHHHdenenedene HIIIIIIII KOOOOOOOOO HIIIIII ok we're all good. Let's talk slowly and calmly like proper humans"
Networks today: youtube.com/watch?v=IbZx_zCp…
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Replying to @lazerwalker
Yeah the more I hear of him, the more I like him. He's got that grandpa energy with a soupcon of John Oliver/Jon Stewart in him. You saw that clip when he defended cat people right youtube.com/watch?v=u5BUIWyU… :) I straight up lost my mind.
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I just had my leg taken out from under me with this conversation with my dad. Send help - I'm weeping rn.
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Replying to @peppercutsgrass @SwiftOnSecurity
It's corn. It's corn and you should be freaking out maaan. (Btw just breaking character, thank you person who runs this account because I haven't had a Taylor Swift improv session on twitter and was about to go into AD/AAD but you have just been so nice. I need to follow you).
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Replying to @vader_vixen
I would want rainbows and ponies and kitties and puppies and cuddles and ... oh wait ... I needed the read the whole question? Right ADHD brain. Oh no! OH NO! Come back kitties and puppies; I need you! *desperately waves wand again*
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Replying to @JortsTheCat
@JortsTheCat Is this Jean? Did your sibling get out Jorts? You were to supposed to be with them.
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Replying to @sowm725
There there. He can take you out for a dance next time. Or or... it's plum season soon. You can come back for cuddles and dessert.
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