𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑪 𝑹𝑨𝑻 𝑫𝑨𝑫.

✗; 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. ❝ I don’t do good. It’s not in me.❞ ➟ tvdu, show based. ➟ ships w/chem. ➟ 18+, nsfw themes. ➟ detailed & descriptive. ➟ semi-selective. Penned by #𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚

Me and my rat— I mean dog are heading to bed now.

“Hah!” He laughed, “I fuckin’ beat ya to that in kindergarten!” It’s a true story. The smile remains on his features as he attempts to steal a bite again. “Kid deserved it though...”

There’s a slight grin on his features. Still prodding her with one hand. The other is currently trying to steal a bite of her food.

Currently prodding @sciencedgrief out of bordom. He might, also, be drunk.

Everywhere?! Rebekah, I’m concerned.

You saw giant rats in New York? Ones that look like Rosey?

What the hell were you doing in New York anyhow?

This is New ORLEANS, not New York!

Damon would emit a sigh, “Uh firstly, we never got married.” The male would carefully hide the small dog in his jacket. Zipping up the leather with ease. “Secondly, of course I’d join you! Who would say no to a free drink?!” His shoulders lifted into a shrug as he followed.

An overgrown— Have you ever seen a rat this big before?!

If it’s not a dog then what is it?! She’s a dog!

Rebekah stop insulting my ra—... ...I mean dog.

The twist in the story? Both him and the dog have separation anxiety, but Damon refuses to admit it.

huh?!

// sjsjsjjsjdjh shhhhhh no one has to know

// due to circumstances, and because i say so, rosey is now a pom pom. any questions?

“I’m not leaving my puppy to the streets of New Orleans!” The raven haired male would narrow his eyes at the original. Hands moving to protectively, yet carefully, clutch his pet. “She is a delicate being! My darling flower! The only child I have left!”