It’s time for tasteball. (He / him)
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Joined January 2008
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tbh i could kiss billy zane for this professional no bullshit answer about the "improvised" table flip
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linktr.ee/drilreal dont you dare click on this illegal list of web sites that are better than twitter
Checking in here now is like when you suddenly remember your Animal Crossing town and it’s all just weeds and ruins and skeletons
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i like how elon musk wasn't even particularly socially conservative until recently he was just susceptible to alt-right messaging in the exact same way as a 14 year old gamer
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depends who you ask but i'd say around 6PM
Honestly at this point i’m mostly checking here once a day for all the “Mastodon? I’d rather work out why my shoes are uncomfortable and look weirdly backwards exactly 50% of the time” posts
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the wikipedia page for eggs as food uses an insane meal for the main picture
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mum says it’s mince for dinner
Still seeing folk on here going “of course i’m not going to mastodon, enjoy some dude reading your private messages”
Like, wow have I got some bad news about the last 15 years of DMs you sent on here
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Practising on your own hand doesn’t count
I’ve kissed a Tory and I’m not ashamed, Keir Starmer reveals theguardian.com/politics/202…
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wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this