Roo

My twitter is annoying lol

Literally WHAT

I know you’re not supposed to fall in love with people in service jobs because it’s literally their job to be nice to you but I think me and the Starbucks barista just shared a mutual moment of gay panic

I cannot believe the amount of gays I’ve seen in Saint Louis. I love it here

Leg day at the gym has no right being so sexual

Tell me why I only see @KeithHabs

I re-downloaded Co-Star and I’m mad at how different it looks

I haven’t been this sad in a long time and I’d like to know who authorized this

I would happily let Linda break my ribs

High key really miss having a girlfriend

“If everyone is getting vaccinated, why are we still wearing masks? And...I know this sounds bad, but...people die from the flu all the time.” A customer at my work said this today. Tomorrow is my last day and I can’t fucking wait.

I really do be acting a fool when there’s a pretty girl around

My work crush really said to me “you know how men are.” No honey, I really don’t.

AMY ADAMS FIRST LOVE OF MY LIFE IS 46 YEARS OLD A GODDESS

I wish I hadn’t opened this