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Joined April 2009
Ok it's 2am just finished my spray tan. I'm so exhausted
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training session was going so well until I unevenly loaded my client's barbell 😅
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i was like "i fucked up sorry" sdfkljsfkljfsd
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Feral Channing retweeted
Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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WHY DID SHE TWEET THEN DELETE THIS???????????
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Ethan needs to be careful because Ned is a dom leaning switch looking for a bratty sub to maybe get to know his beautiful house
Try Guys’ Ned Fulmer slams Ethan Klein’s affair after he criticized his own infidelity: “karma's a b*tch, huh?”
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October 26, 2026 Blind Item #13 One of the people not speaking very much from the crew of the streaming show which had the big scandal this weekend is someone the girlfriend was also hooking up with. They started hooking up because he threatened to tell the world about the affair. Here is the issue though. The girlfriend is pregnant. She wants the baby to be that of her married boss, but it could also be that of the co-worker which is not going to make her as wealthy or famous.
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😭 Elizabeth Holmes: "You Can See Everything" look-alike contest takes over NYC park. Credit: FreedomNews.TV
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Feral Channing retweeted
she was living it the fuck up at that podcast lmfao
Strange behavior from AB saying he was going to Take "Tamara under his wing!" Once again Ethan Klein Jealous of AB asking what does that mean Then asks Tamara whos off camera, AB for sure has something to do with this situation!!! Very SUS!!!
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Just received an email that employees are giving a $1500 bonus for referrals that are hired. No wonder my friend was trying to so hard to get me started here. I want a cut of that lol
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Feral Channing retweeted
if someone accused me falsely of having an affair with ethan klein I would be on the local news denying that shit yesterday
Ok here's what gets me about the Ethan Klein drama, is there actual confirmation that he was cheating with that one girl or did someone just pick a random woman and everyone else ran with it
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Tried explaining to my man that I'm severely depressed but he doesn't understand how since I'm functioning, doing my daily activities, etc. :-/
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He’s super sensitive to my feelings (we’re both Pisces) so I don’t want to stress him out more talking about this
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Fat man good. Skinny man bad.
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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This is why I’m staying fat.
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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This is DIABOLICAL
one time i friendzoned a guy by posting him on national siblings day
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My man told me to stop complaining and lock in at my job
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LOL because why was I considering this. Like I hate my job
Would it be insane if I quit my job for a local seasonal retail job?
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Do you say bless you when your pets sneeze or are you a cold hearted monster
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Just reached deep into my corporate bag to send an email to HR regarding concerns over the parking situation here and also let them know I don’t appreciate how they bamboozled me into working at this location when I applied and interviewed at one close to my home.
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I NEVER would have applied to a job this far away for minimum wage.
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