Cristina

I think mothers should be locked up in a hotel with lots of food, chocolate and wine once a month. Let’s make this a thing.

Too many entitled people in this world, I believe besides the basic human needs you aren’t entitled to anything. I don’t understand why people think that they deserve the same thing that others worked really hard for.

Ways twitter as ruined me: I have found out that people stick things up their pee hole for pleasure. Wtaf 😱

I’m officially leaving the UK next month! Any guesses on where my next adventure is?

A message for the ladies who are no longer with their child(ren)’s father: It’s not the other woman’s fault on why he isn’t a part of your child’s life. That is his choice. She has nothing to do with it. You want to be angry be angry at him.

A pet peeve of mine is when companies say “we will get this resolved as soon as possible” idk about you but that can mean anything and I think when running a business you should have an estimate of how long it takes to resolve issues. This phrasing just seems like a cop out.

Unpopular opinion: baby showers and baby registries after your first child is tacky… and only gets tackier the more children you have.

Told my husband I needed to trade him in for a billionaire and than he could just be my side piece. Him: sounds good 😂😂😂

Men just a little word of advice: Your women Dont want to hear about how your day was so busy because you cleaned the house and did the laundry. That’s been “our job” for eternity you will get no sympathy from us

Imagine seeing this on your bank statement 😂

Am I the only parent that takes pictures and thinks yup I keeping these forever to embarrass them when they become teens 😂 Bring home the girlfriends 😂

Take sons to get their hair cut should definitely be the father’s job it’s so uncomfortable as women being in a barber shop full of men. It shouldn’t be like this. I feel for the single moms that have no choice.

I was today years old when I found out TIA meant Thanks In Advance. All the time I though it was some weird endearment such as hun.

Shout out to all the parents who have kids with birthdays near Christmas. You are the true champions.

I am having the worst experience ever with British passport office… why can’t things ever go smoothly and why does this country always make things harder than it needs to be.