@sequel2internet

The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.

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Joined January 2026
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Cat From Nowhere
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Fun idea: a gun that shoots the hiccups into someone, with severity settings from 1-10. C'mon science, redeem yourself.
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesOct 27
Wouldn't it be great if bartenders could mix metaphors for you as well? "Evenin', Joe. I'll have an extended football reference that ends with something about stamp collecting."
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Cali@calidaysayOct 26
Is the Bermuda triangle still accepting victims, or did it retire?
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesOct 23
Trigger warning: Roy Rogers is riding this way on horseback.
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesOct 20
Bought two turntables and a microphone on eBay and the return address on the packages was in Werritzat, Indiana.
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonOct 19
art is fundamentally about battling people on twitter
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Destry@DestryBrodOct 17
Sorry for hacking your smartpillow and making the opposite side cool during the summer.
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Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewartOct 16
My π tattoo is taking longer than expected
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesOct 16
I like to consider myself a Renaissance man. Specifically, I like to introduce myself at parties as Nicolaus Copernicus.
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Cat From Nowhere
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Instead of a boring hill, try "this is the bed of nails I will die on!" C'mon now, keep it fresh.
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Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewartOct 5
I love seeing people in old photographs, but absolutely no closer
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Cat From Nowhere
@kv8Oct 3
Just checked to see if my banks had made any errors in my favor. Not yet but you never know.
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonOct 3
for centuries mankind has looked to the stars and wondered are there space vampires up there
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A Million Little Things@UnseenShreds1Oct 3
You can’t discuss ocean with a frog. They can only understand a pond .
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Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 3
That hoodie better be tactical or you can take it back to wherever it came from
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Blather Wince Repeat@xerxesbigboySep 29
Not my plastic aquarium, not my sea monkeys.
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Trey McScarums@SilenttScottSep 28
I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesSep 26
You know what really raises my hackles? A professional hackle raiser.
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AGoodQuestion@Benjones2JonesSep 20
What has three thumbs and sometimes miscounts?
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you already know@DrinkingDad_2Sep 18
A shot-by-shot remake of Game of Thrones shot in the Kingdom of Make-Believe from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.
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