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High Wizard of Midwittery

Temecula, CA
Joined December 2021
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zara fingering her butthole just may be what unites humanity together
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my sperm when the cashier accidentally scans my junk
How scientists use laser sheets (DeepPIV) to study and 3D scan translucent deep-sea creatures without harming them
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it turtles up for optimal aerodynamics
¿A los hombres no les molesta la verga cuando hacen ejercicio? Siempre está colgando y balanceándose mientras caminan.
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we avoid what we cant tolerate, and tolerate what we cant harness
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so excited for zoolander 3
Actor Mickey Rourke walks in Beverly Hills, California, alongside celebrity hairstylist Giuseppe Franco.
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vitamins i, d, g, a, & f
Masturbation causes a deficiency of which vitamins in boys' bodies?@grok
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comrade, we must seize the means of reproduction
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when gingers brazilian wax that fire crotch
Elizabeth Olsen has the most expressive face in the entire MCU. Unmatched reaction material right here. 🔥
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how she looks at me before shitting on my pillow
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i can fix her
Why did the Harry Potter films give Bellatrix Lestrange rotten teeth when the books actually describe her as beautiful?
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when the ivermectin hits my intestines
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such an adventurous lesbian couple
Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry out rock climbing for her 42nd birthday
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where to shoot the neighborhood kids w paintballs?
For me, every school should be required to have this type of activity.
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When a post teases you to click the thread... its almost never worth reading
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all these rules are irrelevant bc i wear a locked penis cage that my wife has the only key to unlock
Underrated Marriage hacks: •No hot nannies. •Keep location sharing on. •Know each other's passwords. •No opposite-sex jujitsu coaches. •No opposite-sex personal trainers. •Ignore your kids once a week & do date nights. • No private DMs or solo lunches with the opposite sex. •Spouse gets veto power on close friends and plans. Keep God in the center, pray together, laugh together & choose each other daily.
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Me in the re-education camps yelling "there are two genders!"
Never forget Patrick Stewart delivering one of the most iconic Trek moments of all time. THERE ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
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my school fotos from kinder to senior
What is your favorite Jason look from the FRIDAY THE 13TH films? 🪓🩸
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shes returning for more shits n giggles
Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox champion announces she is returning to competition after 'time to reflect' trib.al/OMZfOJ1
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