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Emily from interior design masters be like:

Me trying the Jonathan Adlers Feedback On The Beach Huts candy. Interior Design Masters #interiordesignmasters

Emily from interior design masters is like if the Mildmay Line was a person

They’ve done beach huts before… :( #InteriorDesignMasters

Emily from interior design masters is giving Jenny Hval but with dark hair #BeachHut

I think I just walked past a lesbian

The people who take photos of the presentation slides on the big screen at a conference how do you live with yourselves, how do you sleep at night? 😖😖😖😖

Woke up thinking about Betsy from Survivor: Samoa ❤️

Me when somebody asks me what’s the second syllable of Lily Allen’s debut album title.

This is a message to Kerr Stymer:

Jo Frost to Kerr Stymer:

Jo Frost was actually my year 3 teacher at school. I was predicted to get 5 A*’s for my SATs but the mean Jo left me on the naught step for 1 and a half terms :(

Just saw Sabrina Washington slip on an empty packet of Discos at Rayners Lane station :(

Just saw Su-Elise Nash drop a chicken bake in the Embankment Greggs @greggs #Greggs #Lie

Jessie ware thinks shes giving studio 54 but doesn’t realise shes actually serving kitchen disco

The way RAIGNS biggest hit is stream mogging most of Cheryl’s number 1 singles. Oh flopryl I can see why she was scared of Ar RAIGN

The extras in Derry girls when Michelle went up the stairs and pretended she was the wee lesbian

Just thought about the midlands

My gay ass turning up to school on world book day dressed as a yasssafied Willy Wonka

I need Janet Street Porter on I’m a celebrity South Africa ASAP. #iacgmooh #imaceleb #sinitta