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The CEO has no Robotaxis. PDF link:
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The only people using Tesla's faux robotaxi service are Musk simps and $TSLA investoors—and they have hard curfews to be back in their mom's basement by 8pm anyway.
This would never happen to Elon Musk!
Obviously, since he's so inept with women and the closest he gets to intimacy is seeing them in the IVF waiting room.
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt
Wait, but Farzad "James" Cat @TSLAFanMtl said Tesla would sell 500,000 per year and eviscerate Detroit.
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Everything he touches turns to gold?
How's that working out for Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott?
Must suck to be an Elon hater. Everything the guy touches turns to gold, eventually. Even Twitter, which was worthless back in 2022, has turned to gold via xAi.
Betting against Elon is never a winning bet, long-term. It's like trying to short $SPY. Why bother?
If Dems also win both chambers of the Texas state legislature, Musk and his companies are completely f*cked.
Looks like we'll be reading Musk and Abbott's text messages after all.
BREAKING: Greg Abbott concedes to Democrat Gina Hinojosa in Texas governor race axios.com/local/san-antonio/…
LOL — $TSLA investoors have now *lost* money over the last 5 years.
During one of the greatest bull markets in history they would have done better keeping their money rolled up in a sock in their mom's basement.
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Elon says no.
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"Waymo, and Uber/Lyft/Taxi, are already fked."
Right after the Cybertruck eviscerates Detroit. 😂
Waymo is expanding, too. But too slowly. Despite operating autonomously for years, they still cannot outcompete Uber on price or service. They are essentially irrelevant in the markets in which they operate in, running around ~15-20% share of ridesharing, after years of operation.
This is because they cannot scale fast enough to gain critical mass. They can't get enough physical cars fast enough, even if they could theoretically expand the geofence at a faster rate.
Tesla doesn't have this problem. There's a post about cars being added to the fleet every 10 minutes on my timeline. Waymo, and Uber/Lyft/Taxi, are already fked. $TSLA