Cowboys winning at the half. Brew Crew up 10-0 in the middle of the 6th. This could be a good Monday after all.

Let's go @Brewers !

Let's fucking go @Brewers!

Man, Tampa Bay's uniforms are awful. Looks like a shitty Floridian-based energy/hydration drink.

I've shipped a lot of odd things and contraband over the years, but this was the first time I've shipped feces. Thanks Cologuard; nothing like dropping off a box of shit at the UPS Store.

"Forget Number 6, you're now serving nonsense!"

Holy shit, now they're playing Messthetics (ex Fugazi)! This Chipotle playlist is 🔥

They're playing "Liquidator" by Harry J Allstars at Chipotle right now. Solid Trojan Records jam! youtu.be/OTn01jjEFfY?is=oREZ…

Man, the @Spurs look like shit. How about making some of those baskets you tossin' up.

I'm not a Cleveland fan, but fuck anything that comes out of Florida. Especially a trash 90s expansion team. But, they're gonna win tonight. All I want to see is Brewers vs Cleveland in the WS.

Getting support Trump spam texts from Canadian area codes is kinda odd.

My wife is chaperoning a nephew's trip to DC. She just referred to some of his classmates as "Dumbass MAGA kids." 🤣

You'd think with all this technology autocorrect would be better.

All I can say is fuck the Dodger dick sucking anouncers. They're down 3 games.

Is it me or does Polymarket sound like a dating app for swingers?

Memes have been straight 🔥 this week, and ain't nothing that crazy happened. Something wild is about to go down.

Hell yeah! Let's go Milwaukee! @Brewers

On the porch with the Parquet Courts. That'd be a good lyric.

Let's fucking go! @Brewers !

Let's hope the @BuffaloBills can send the other L.A. team home as losers tonight. #FuckTheRams